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After her inauguration in 2009, Hillary again finds herself
communing with the spirit world. On the first night she's visited by
George Washington. Hillary asks,
"How can I best serve my
country?"
Washington answers, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" says Hillary.
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The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary asks, "How
can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson responds, "Listen to the
people."
"But, I know more than they," cries she.
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On the third night she finds herself with Abraham Lincoln.
Hillary asks, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln
says,
"Go to the theater."
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Hot!Cha-cha-cha-cha! That ain't no banana, that's my nose!
ReplyDeleteOn her fourth night, she finds herself with Bill Clinton.
ReplyDeleteThere was no fifth night, as turning him into a ghost cost her 30 to life.
Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua.
ReplyDeleteBut on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day.
With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.
"Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb.
"No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton .
This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days.
He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!"
And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"
One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog!
As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would
bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.
He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner,
Bill became even more apprehensive than usual.
Sure enough, there was the hooker!
Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.
Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled...
"See what you get for five bucks!?"