scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
He asked "how do you meet so many women at the beach?" I said "put a potato in your trunks." He said "now the women are laughing." I said "Put the potato in front." Tim
Roger, please, PLEASE, for the love of God, unleash the B-52's NOW. If not for the good of the nation, to stop the 24/7 coverage of those dancing upon the corpse of Anne Nicole Smith.... PPPLLLLLEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSSSEEEEE!!!!!!!
nice camel-toe
ReplyDeleteOr is his ass on backwards?
ReplyDeleteWhat I'm sayin ... is this something men are striving for today? I mean, I know we've been largely pussified, but this is nuts.
ReplyDelete... or no nuts
ReplyDeleteIsn't that the point of Mars Chilled?
ReplyDelete"Shrinkage, Jerry! Shrinkage!"
hell, I thought you photo-shopped this one too.
ReplyDeletehe has that certain, David Hasselhoff manliness to his physique
ReplyDeletehttp://www.sondrak.com/index.php/weblog/tonights_very_very_very_disturbing_image/
And the target demographic profile is... ?
ReplyDelete***FEMINISTS***
(testes in the lock box, hearts cold as ice)
What'd I win??
He asked "how do you meet so many women at the beach?"
ReplyDeleteI said "put a potato in your trunks."
He said "now the women are laughing."
I said "Put the potato in front."
Tim
Roger, please, PLEASE, for the love of God, unleash the B-52's NOW. If not for the good of the nation, to stop the 24/7 coverage of those dancing upon the corpse of Anne Nicole Smith.... PPPLLLLLEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSSSEEEEE!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat guy has to be Fwench. No balls.
ReplyDeleteAnother hapless victim of Candyassism.
ReplyDeleteChillin. When the nuts retract way way up there. Or also prepubescent.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I just wanted to make sure this didn't get lost, in case Rodg has room on his aeroplane for additional weaponry:
"Had the mob been assailed with grape and canister..."