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And while you're calling, I am Lady Maryam Abacha, wife of the late
General and Grand Potentate Sani Ababch, ex-military Head of State of
Nigeria who died recently of heart problems. I contacted you because
of my need to deal with honest persons whom my family and I have had no
previous personal relationships. I seek your cooperation and assistance
in transering the sum of US$ 50,000,000 (Fifty Million Dollars) to someone we can trust. Please deposit
your refundable $10,000 Bond here
so that I can send you the bullion for your safe keeping. You will be
paid a fee US$ 10 Million Dollars as soon as your Bond is verified.
Keep this secret.
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Hey! What a great idea!
ReplyDeleteAll these localities that are having trouble getting rid of their garbage-- they can send it to feed Nigeria!
Win-win situation!
TFV
Once again T, you think outside the box and win the prize. 10!
ReplyDeleteSo..... am I to understand that we should start flushing our scrap food down the toilet, which in turn is plummed into these various terd-world nations? (since our toilets drink more in one flush than some kid in dabba-dabba-doo drinks in a month).
ReplyDeleteHeh, are those Chocolate Chip Cookies in that trash can? Dig those out for me will ya? I don't care what they have on them.
ReplyDeleteCasca
If you follow the George Castanza rule, then cookies on top are good to go eat'n. Remember the eclair episode? ;)
ReplyDeleteHey Rodger, did you photo-shop the used condom into that picture?
ReplyDeleteIf you want to know Nigeria's feelings about the west, have a look at this, "I Go Chop Your Dollar"
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_YjvC4ndzM
Screw Nigeria. Starve, bitches, for all I care (and I don't).
--Jack
csanad: yes.
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