scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Unlike Algore, I KNOW how cold it is out there. Not about to do some stoopid science experiment that won't effing work.
Anyway, my born-on date is about to expire as far as posting tonight, but can't pass this up. Since the astronaut attacked, this is the best sentence written, prove me wrong:
"Jean-Loup Cuisiniez of the CFTC trade union says the trend towards using English in the workplace here is both dangerous and insulting to French workers."
I tried it with an old mostly empty glue squeeze bottle with the pointy end? Nothing happened, but now I don't seem to be able to get the key in. What do I do now, Rodge?
If you wet a gerbil's lips and stick them around the keyhole,place a thumb on the critters asshole,then give him a squeeze,it'll probably work...Un fortunately,you'll have to wait til the weather breaks and it warms up in order to remove him.
I'm a blonde, ok? Giggles! Anyway, I want to know, if my keys are stuck inside the car and I want to LOCK the doors, can the tennis ball work in reverse to pull the lock down? Or can I just press my lips to the keyhole and suck really hard?
No. Fucking. Way. Man, and to think in my misspent youth I had to use a homemade slim jim.
ReplyDeleteI'm suspicious. Notice how you don't actually see the lock pop up? Her shoulder moves in front of the camera at just that instant.
ReplyDeleteBesides, do you really believe that the UAW is producing anything airtight?
No need to be suspicious .. try it. Let us know.
ReplyDeleteHow does anybody figger this stuff out?
ReplyDeleteNeat!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if compressed air would work?
ReplyDeleteCouldn't she just blow it? ;-)
ReplyDeleteI'm betting every last one of Hillary's campaign dollars there's no possible way this is true.
ReplyDeleteWin win for me.
then TRY IT
ReplyDeleteIt will work for some cars not all. A can of compressed air will not work. Don't aske me why I do not know.
ReplyDeleteRodg,
ReplyDeleteUnlike Algore, I KNOW how cold it is out there. Not about to do some stoopid science experiment that won't effing work.
Anyway, my born-on date is about to expire as far as posting tonight, but can't pass this up. Since the astronaut attacked, this is the best sentence written, prove me wrong:
"Jean-Loup Cuisiniez of the CFTC trade union says the trend towards using English in the workplace here is both dangerous and insulting to French workers."
Hoax, but the bump key is real.Boazo
ReplyDeletehttp://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5177213949300140850
ReplyDeleteOh buy the way, don't do that to your own car.You will dent the door in.Boazo
ReplyDeleteI tried it with an old mostly empty glue squeeze bottle with the pointy end? Nothing happened, but now I don't seem to be able to get the key in. What do I do now, Rodge?
ReplyDeleteIf you wet a gerbil's lips and stick them around the keyhole,place a thumb on the critters asshole,then give him a squeeze,it'll probably work...Un fortunately,you'll have to wait til the weather breaks and it warms up in order to remove him.
ReplyDeleteHey that will work on Some cars VW for sure.You can also try just using your lips on the lock to on really cold mornings like sub zero temps.
ReplyDeleteJack, shouldn't you lick it before putting your lips on the lock?
ReplyDeleteTFV
I'm a blonde, ok? Giggles! Anyway, I want to know, if my keys are stuck inside the car and I want to LOCK the doors, can the tennis ball work in reverse to pull the lock down? Or can I just press my lips to the keyhole and suck really hard?
ReplyDeleteYep Thanks I forgot that part.
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