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A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered
that not only had she given herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy
and a hysterectomy, but she had also castrated her husband, circumcised
her lover, taken two fingers off a casual acquaintance, and given a
vicar a hair lip.
And, there were still 5 shaves left! |
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Having a keen ear to the grapevine,Terry the paperboy and Bill the milkman,have stopped deliveries.
ReplyDeleteHA! I missed this yesterday, but laughed out loud today. Good one. :D
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