scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Sunday, March 18, 2007
CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK
FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:
5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time
management course you sent me to."
3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here
just in time."
2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put
your ear down real close?"
And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your
desk...
1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."
You have interrupted my five-times-a-day prayer to Mohammed, infidel. And for that you must die! Ululululululululul!"
ReplyDeleteNumber one.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely, number one.