I lost
RFD
(the Farm Channel) with the switch to FiOS, and the MFCS who
populate the rest of the cable spectrum were taking a toll on me. Last night I
found
EWTN, which is a distinctly Catholic channel, but I landed on it during the airing of a ''retreat priest'' sermon.
Retreat
priests are Retreat priests because they are talented speakers, and can
engage an audience about theological questions most of us
have. I'm not selling this any more than I was selling
cattle auctions, so take 'em or leave 'em.
He did bring up a verse from St. Paul that I was unfamiliar with (I'm,
sadly, unfamiliar with most verses, by anybody). I thought
it was very applicable to the political
laity.
I'll take that as a sign to continue my ministry here, and beat left wing ass with my jawbone. Say Amen.
I like t' watch th' Holy Rosary w/ Mother Angelica and th' Nuns of Our Lady of th' Angels Monastery. Some of them nuns is young an' purdy good lookin'. (But not Mother Angelica or that one whut he'ps her turn th' pages.)
ReplyDeleteYou crack me up Chuck. I just 30 minutes ago admitted to MoSup that I found myself grading the nuns during that rosary (nice, nice, nice, manly, wow), and she responded "You have a way to go."
ReplyDeleteIndeed.
Must I confess to having impure thoughts about Mother Superior, or shall I simply send in money and stock up on indulgences?
ReplyDeletesigned,
a concerned reader
SondraK?
ReplyDeleteAmen Father Schlong!
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ReplyDeleteSilly Catholics....
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I remember Garrison Kiellor saying some amusing stuff about the catholics in Lake Woebegon. This was a long time ago, before he gave up comedy to devote himself to being a lefty retard.
ReplyDeleteHe spoke at some lenght about his own religion and how severe it was. No singing, no clerics no church. They just met at each other's houses and sat quietly. He said that when he was a kid he envied the catholics with their big churches full of statues, organ music, etc. He had never attended a mass but imagined a spectacle like a three ring circus. He even mentioned the June Taylor Dancers laying on the floor making kaleidoscopic patterns with their arms and legs.
GrinfilledCelt
Ever read The Screwtape Letters?
ReplyDeleteCasca
C S Lewis...the best
ReplyDeleteAmen Roger
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