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There
was a New England Minister. His son got a job transfer to
Alabama. Two weeks later, the son called the father.
Son: Dad, I met a
girl and we're gonna get married.
Dad: Son, you know what they say about those Southern
Belles. They can't cook, they can't clean house, don't make
love, and she's gonna call you Yankee for the rest of your life.
Son: I don't care. I love her and I'm going to marry her.
Two weeks later, the son called the father again.
Son: Dad, I married her.
Dad: What about all the things I warned you about?
Son: Dad, she cooks like a dream, she keeps the house spic and
span, and she loves sex.
Dad: What about the last thing?
Son: We came to an understanding. She doesn't call me
Yankee, and I don't call her Ni**er.
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Picture:Married man Ron DeVous picking up high school girls again, at the bus stop, behind the softball field.
ReplyDeleteBorn, bred, and living in Georgia, I appreciate the context and the humor.
ReplyDeleteI laughed hard.
ReplyDeleteOzaob
No offence here either, and it's a horrible indictment of our society, where even you, The King of France, has to lay down a disclaimer. Funny is funny and always will be, regardless of subject matter.
ReplyDeleteThird grader talking to Dad;
ReplyDeleteKid ;Hey Dad I just found out that I've got the biggest dick in my class!
Dad; Why thats great son. I'm happy for you.
Kid; Daddy do you think it has anything to do with my bein' black?
Dad; No son, I think it has more to do with the fact that your 16.
Cannon Man