You
have immediately deduced that this is not Al Gore demonstrating the
Goremobile II, because the body is that of someone less than fat-assed.
The real, unidentified, brainiac is pictured to the right.
With nothing further to go on, I will assemble the story behind this
apparent idiocy, based on what I know.
Professor Nimrod Olsen, working on a perpetual grant awarded to him by
Sen. Gore in 1984, finally delivers the "Green Machine" I know
what you're saying. "But, Rodge, where's the benefit over a
bicycle? " Elementary, my dear Watsons. Because there are
no gears and chains required, the Earth will save 12 Trillion units of
carbon on their manufacture.
I know. It's how True
Believers think.
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pure genius, how do i get that same grant?
ReplyDeleteGenius indeed.
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Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
It's just for going downhill, eh?
ReplyDeleteCasca
Well...Al uses it for going down.....Someway.
ReplyDeleteAt least now we know who to blame for Man Made Global Warming.
ReplyDeleteArchimedes. That mechanical advantage CS.
See what happens when you start thinkin'? Oh, and he didn't go to a state school. He went to a Methodist/Episcopal school. He's an elitist, too.
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His dreams were crushed when a patent search revealed that one F. Flintstone had anticipated his invention by 168 million years.
ReplyDeleteHowzabout just super glue a bike seat to your ass before you go for your walk?
ReplyDeleteWhat, no Grant $$$ in that?
The opposable thumb is wasted on some people.
ReplyDeleteNice touch, the little fenders on the rear wheels, nothing on the front.
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