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I'm sure y'all are aware of this latest nincompoopery
from the capitol of American nincompoopery. As Dr. Hardcrab told me
last night over a round of depth charges, "For the first time in my
life, I wanna be a zero." I attempted to get a rating for
our cars, but like everything else in California, the notion is way
ahead of the motion. It don't work.
Frustrated, I printed up my own official Air Resources
Board window sticker. I know, I don't live in California, but I
want to impress people nevertheless. You can even print your own.
Just click, save and print.
TIP:. A good Eagle Scout project would be to print up hundreds of these and visit your local car dealerships lot.
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Since Anthropogenic Global Warming is unproven, all car should get a perfect score.
ReplyDeleteAny car manufacturer who is not given a perfect rating by the state of California should sue for libel immediately.
Dodge Ram 2500 4x4 mega cab Cummings diesel, here in Cali! USA!UAS!USA!
ReplyDelete*skrew you Ahnold*
From the video 'One Step Beyond' by the English band Madness
ReplyDeleteFrightening beyond words, this. The fools in Jersey will gobble this up.
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