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Saturday, August 09, 2008
Allah Crackbars
Almighty Supremebeing Allah arrested on drug charges.
No, Really
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SOUTH WINDSOR, Conn. -- South Windsor police arrested Almighty Supremebeing Allah on drug charges.
Police received a tip that he was about to take part in a drug
transaction, police said. He was arrested Thursday night on John Fitch
Boulevard.
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Almighty Supremebeing Allah, who lives in West Hartford, was accused of cocaine possession with intent to sell.
Lessee now; blasphemy for using their god's name in vain and dealing drugs. Over in Mo Central, Shi'a Division (Iran), that gets stoning and hanging respectively. So do we stone him for a bit and then hang him until dead, or hang for a bit and then stone him until dead? I really miss Ayatollah Khomeini. He would know what to do. PS, the word verification is "nojoo" Honest. Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
Life has become a bad SNL skit.
ReplyDeleteIt always has been, lindasog. Big chuckle here--allah crackbars!!!
ReplyDeleteLinda-hope you are coping today.
mary
Lessee now; blasphemy for using their god's name in vain and dealing drugs. Over in Mo Central, Shi'a Division (Iran), that gets stoning and hanging respectively.
ReplyDeleteSo do we stone him for a bit and then hang him until dead, or hang for a bit and then stone him until dead? I really miss Ayatollah Khomeini. He would know what to do.
PS, the word verification is "nojoo" Honest.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick