scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Saturday, August 09, 2008
Overreacting
Good Grief
Calm
down Sally, your mom just called. Your dog fluffy fell down the
old well, and your dad died trying to save it. In the hub-bub,
the chicken grease caught fire and burned the house down, so your
tropical fish are boiled.
Take away her drivers license - forever. She is obviously too emotionally unstable to be allowed behind the wheel of a rolling destroyer of feathered wildlife.
Well, that lets her out of being an EMT or a military medic. Maybe for her next traffic violation, she should be sentenced to a week working in a slaughterhouse. Gotta toughen her up somehow, or she'll jump off a bridge before she's thirty. Lt. Col. Gen. tailgunner dick
I wanna hit her with my cricket bat!
ReplyDeletePluck it. Cook it. I'm sure I can find a recipe.
ReplyDeletethe one time it would be appropriate to say "stop that crying or I'll give you something to cry about"
ReplyDeleteOMG!!! Someone slap her please... She hast to be one of those vegan PETA members, Id hate to be in a car with her if she hit a deer.
ReplyDeleteTake away her drivers license - forever. She is obviously too emotionally unstable to be allowed behind the wheel of a rolling destroyer of feathered wildlife.
ReplyDeleteFairly representative of the sex if you axe me. I can't believe they were given the vote.
ReplyDeleteCasca
yeah, sure. but how many abortions has she had?
ReplyDeleteJuice! I'm so bad, today. You made me laugh about abortions!
ReplyDeletemary
If you were looking to illustrate an extreem example of emotion vs logic, you found her.
ReplyDeleteTim
No worries, mary. It's the absurdity that made you laugh!
ReplyDeleteCasca nails it again-ahh BTW, not that it matters to me or anything, but are you a black dude?
ReplyDeleteMM
Well, that lets her out of being an EMT or a military medic. Maybe for her next traffic violation, she should be sentenced to a week working in a slaughterhouse. Gotta toughen her up somehow, or she'll jump off a bridge before she's thirty.
ReplyDeleteLt. Col. Gen. tailgunner dick
Lt. Col. Gen. tailgunner dick, she won't make thirty if I see her first doing that!
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