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Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Pakistani Americans

Americanized

Two families move from Pakistan to America.

When they arrive the two fathers make a bet to see -- in a year's time -- which family has become more Americanized.

A year later they meet again.

The first man says, "My son is playing baseball. I had breakfast at McDonalds, and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud. How about you?"

The second man replies, "F**k you, towelhead."

5 comments:

  1. I'd like to buy that second man a beer

    Spanky

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  2. Now, that there's funny.
    I don't care who y'are.
    -DougM

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  3. >>>

    Funny. I just showed it to Mrs. Claws and she don't see the ha-ha in it....

    >>>

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