scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
"In the seventh year of the reign of Augustus Caesar, an imperial decree ordered every Judean each to return to his place of birth to be counted and taxed"
"OOPS! I dropped the Heineken."
ReplyDeleteBe nice ... a retired couple is using what they have on hand ... and not begging medicare/medicade for an expensive damned scooter.
ReplyDelete"No. Drop me off BEFORE you go to work. I'm not going home covered in grass clippings again!"
ReplyDeleteTim
Looterman takes a bride.
ReplyDeleteLynette gives another try at push-starting her husband's tractor
ReplyDeleteAmerican Ingenuity -- redneck style
ReplyDelete[hey - you oughta see their bidet...]
e~C
PG County?
ReplyDeleteFor those of you who wanted to know exactly what a community organizer does.
ReplyDeleteNow all he needs is a good nitrous system and some spinnahs and he will be jammin'.
ReplyDelete'see their bidet...'
ReplyDeleteHeh! Claire - My overactive imagination is going too far with this one
Ghetto FABulous, Baby!
ReplyDeleteFresh Air Taxi Service 2008
ReplyDeleteJP
My Lady, Your chariot awaits
ReplyDeleteJed realized his new fertilizer spreader wasn't going to work unless he went to the store and got lots and lots of metamucil.
ReplyDeleteTrevor
Food Stamp day at the A&P....
ReplyDeleteQuit your bitchin' woman. I'll get you a rear seat the next time we're at the market.
ReplyDeleteHannah was a harness race driver before she retired.
ReplyDeleteNow she drives Fred. Crazy.
Farm and Tractor has it all.
ReplyDeleteWorst unlicensed Taxi company in the city.
ReplyDelete-DougM
Obama dun organized mah commun'ty, an all I got wuz dis damned taksicab!
ReplyDeleteJW-- ...the mother of invention
ReplyDeleteNot quite "40 acres and a mule," but close.
ReplyDelete"In the seventh year of the reign of Augustus Caesar, an imperial decree ordered every Judean each to return to his place of birth to be counted and taxed"
ReplyDeleteWith apologies to Charlton Heston.
TontoG.
Haulin' ass!!!
ReplyDelete-- Bob1
made me laff Tonto
ReplyDelete2 thoughts...1."Well were movin on up"....but more approp.."There but for the grace of G O D ..."
ReplyDeletedown on the muffin
Nawlins or Bust!
ReplyDeleteI told you to slow that Mustang down!
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