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Thursday, September 25, 2008

Painful History. Very.

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    "Well batten down me poopdeck, ye scurvy dog!!!"

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  2. The crew bought him a special pair of commemorative knickers.

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  3. Now that's funny.

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  4. Skipper's buckin' fer Rear Adm.
    -DougM

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  5. Ah, yes, the Brit Navy - powered by rum, sodomy and the lash.

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  6. "Heave-ho, Mr. Christian, heave-ho!"

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  7. The cabin boy, the cabin boy, the dirty little nipper, he packed his ass with broken glass and circumcised the skipper.

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  8. Good gawd Rodger, you've never heard the lyrics of Columbo?

    They sailed, and sailed, for forty days, across the wide Atlantic. If not for the crack of a horses ass, the sailors'd all be frantic.

    Chorus:
    He said the world was round-oh, he said it could be found-oh, that hypothetical, masturbating sonuvabitch Columbo!


    For more of the collected wit:

    http://haell.com/~wyrm/works/amuse/nautical/columbo

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  9. ...not to mention Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

    "What if ma and pa come home?" said the fair young maiden,

    "I'll f*** your ma and blow your pa!" Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor."


    and that's one of the less bawdy verses.

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