scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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The crew bought him a special pair of commemorative knickers.
Now that's funny.
Skipper's buckin' fer Rear Adm.-DougM
Ah, yes, the Brit Navy - powered by rum, sodomy and the lash.
"Heave-ho, Mr. Christian, heave-ho!"
The cabin boy, the cabin boy, the dirty little nipper, he packed his ass with broken glass and circumcised the skipper.
I spit bourbon ...
Good gawd Rodger, you've never heard the lyrics of Columbo?They sailed, and sailed, for forty days, across the wide Atlantic. If not for the crack of a horses ass, the sailors'd all be frantic.Chorus:He said the world was round-oh, he said it could be found-oh, that hypothetical, masturbating sonuvabitch Columbo!For more of the collected wit:http://haell.com/~wyrm/works/amuse/nautical/columbo
...not to mention Barnacle Bill the Sailor."What if ma and pa come home?" said the fair young maiden,"I'll f*** your ma and blow your pa!" Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor."and that's one of the less bawdy verses.
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The crew bought him a special pair of commemorative knickers.
ReplyDeleteNow that's funny.
ReplyDeleteSkipper's buckin' fer Rear Adm.
ReplyDelete-DougM
Ah, yes, the Brit Navy - powered by rum, sodomy and the lash.
ReplyDelete"Heave-ho, Mr. Christian, heave-ho!"
ReplyDeleteThe cabin boy, the cabin boy, the dirty little nipper, he packed his ass with broken glass and circumcised the skipper.
ReplyDeleteI spit bourbon ...
ReplyDeleteGood gawd Rodger, you've never heard the lyrics of Columbo?
ReplyDeleteThey sailed, and sailed, for forty days, across the wide Atlantic. If not for the crack of a horses ass, the sailors'd all be frantic.
Chorus:
He said the world was round-oh, he said it could be found-oh, that hypothetical, masturbating sonuvabitch Columbo!
For more of the collected wit:
http://haell.com/~wyrm/works/amuse/nautical/columbo
...not to mention Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
ReplyDelete"What if ma and pa come home?" said the fair young maiden,
"I'll f*** your ma and blow your pa!" Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor."
and that's one of the less bawdy verses.