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How many federal judges would be scrambling for their injunction stamps if this site was a McCain promotion?
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GNET.COM, powered by Google (GOOG), is shaking up the Internet by launching a $100 Million Prize giveaway. This special site is designed to reward Senator Barack Obama's supporters with an instant 1 Million FREE entries towards the exciting Prize drawing.
Masud Osman, Chief Executive Officer of GNET.COM Corporation, says "We
are delighted to provide the GNET.COM System for the ObamaPrize.com
debut. Along with a great Internet Super Portal, the public gets a
chance to win $100 Million. I commend Senator Barack Obama, his family,
and staff for all the hard work and commitment. We look forward to
congratulating him as President Obama!"
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i think i just threw up in my mouth
ReplyDeleteI think I just made a fortune. So shoot me for being a sucker for 50% off sales.
ReplyDeleteGOOG tanked today, and I was able to pick up a block at 2005 giveaway pricing.
Coincidence?
Capitalist Pig, making money on the backs of the victims. :) Good for you.
ReplyDeleteAs far as I can tell, GNET isn't associated with GOOG, other than using GOOG as one of many search engines.
ReplyDeleteHere's how you can get your $100 million:
A) $100,000,000.00 at $100,000.00 for 50 years and a final payment of $95,000,000.00.
B) $40,000,000.00 at $300,000.00 for 40 years and a final payment of $28,000,000.00.
C) $25,000,000.00 at $500,000.00 for 50 years.
D) $15,000,000.00 at $750,000.00 for 20 years.
E) $10,000,000.00 as a lump sum cash payment.
WTF? Why dint they just stretch the final balloon payment out to 100-200 years and make a $1 BILLION "prize?"
Still, a $10 million lump sum equals >$114 million over 50 years at 5%. Not bad.
"Powered By GNET.COM Website: - Powered By Google"
ReplyDeleteGoogle responded, "We were only eight years old when GNET came along."