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... And if you act right now, I can assure you that your vote will be counted ... not once but THREE times! But you must act now ... how much are you willing to donate???
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Room service...uh... we'll have 2 lbs of your osetra caviar and toast points, 2 bottles of Taittinger Comptes de Champagne 1988, ahhh.... 2 South African post-apartheid lobster tails, ummm...two Kobe beef filets, a bowl of turnip greens, a bucket of fried chicken and a roll of paper towels.
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