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Tuesday, November 04, 2008

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Today's Lottery Dream


In some ways the next few hours will be my best in some time.  Other than voting, there's nothing else I can do to save the Union, so I have a billion dollar  lottery ticket in my wallet.  Until tonight I can dream the dream. 

McCain wins in a blow-out, and his coattails save enough Senate seats that Vice President Palin casts the deciding vote making Mitch McConnell the Majority Leader.  Nancy Pelosi loses her seat to the buffoon Cindy Sheehan, and Republicans pick up 72 House seats. I TIVO every network's election coverage, and turn them into an award winning documentary comedy that makes me rich. This is America.  That's my dream.  

5 comments:

  1. Can I pre-order that doc, Rog?
    MM

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  2. Deep breaths, son.
    —DougM

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  3. Bug, meet windshield.

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  4. You don't dream small, do you?

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  5. He's dreaming even bigger than you think, Bobg. That's not McConnell, but Tom Delay, who'd be even better in that seat. Hope ya win, Rodg.

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