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Friday, November 07, 2008
Office of the President Elect?
Someone sure likes to play dress-up.
Have you ever heard of Office of the President Elect? He used the Seal of the Official Seal during the campaign, until even the press ridiculed it. Obama is sure playing to a stereotype.
Meeee.... look at meeeeee.... I'm so wonderful, don't dare disagreeeeee....
He continues to revel in the title of the positions he attains as he always has, but this time he'll have to actually do the job. Can't hide or merely say 'present' when it gets tough in the West Wing.
He'd fit in perfectly in a banana republic or an African thugocracy. I guess he'll hold off on the chest full of self-created medals until he gets his SchutzStaffel organized. N-----s can't resist bling. Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
He was breaking the law using that seal as it was. I think inventing phony federal offices should count as some sort of felony, oo, but I'm a bit sketchy on the law. Maybe it's just one that no one could have conceived breaking, so I hereby arrest Obama on behalf of the You Can't Do That Police.
I heard from some super duper tippy top secret sources that Obama has been in touch with Moamarr Khadaffi to set up a meeting with his tailor.
"can I make up community organizer medals and put them on?"
I can picture obama with his daughters... "Tell us again daddy what the medals are for"
"These are my community organizer medals. Here is the order of the Red Star. Here is the distinguished hammer and sickle award. Here is my 'twice hero of the Soviet Union' award. Here is my medal for my valiant combat with the despicable Joe the Plumber. This one is for voting 'present' with a bronze star, This one with the dollar signs is my 'order of fannie mae contributions' merit badge, Here is my lipstick on a pig ribbon. Order of lenin..."
Does anyone realize the significance? First press conference and he's apologizing to the Reagans. This is going to be one hell of a show. And as a bonus, I don't have to see that old man give the Republican party the coux de gras.
bullseye, that's just what I thought he'd do. Great minds scheme alike. On that 'voting present' medal, he gets a ton of gold and diamond oak leaf clusters on that for multiple awards. Had to make up the diamond oak leaf for the first time ever special just for him. Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
That sign and seal smack of supreme pretentiousness, a way over-blown ego, huge self aggrandizement, and his saying, "Here I am. And you can't do anything about it."
That said, he should keep on doing it for the next four years. That way, all the conservative talk show hosts, wanna-be comedians, and op-ed writers will have their material written for them by The B-HO.
Is there an "Office of the President Elect" Gift Shop where we can get tee shirts, caps, key chains and stuff?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous
Kinda reminds me of the little kids I saw at the beginning of October, wearing their Halloween costumes early... I'd laugh, but this is serious.
ReplyDeleteMeeee....
ReplyDeletelook at meeeeee....
I'm so wonderful,
don't dare disagreeeeee....
He continues to revel in the title of the positions he attains as he always has, but this time he'll have to actually do the job. Can't hide or merely say 'present' when it gets tough in the West Wing.
He'd fit in perfectly in a banana republic or an African thugocracy.
I guess he'll hold off on the chest full of self-created medals until he gets his SchutzStaffel organized. N-----s can't resist bling.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
If we ridicule his new office, will we bet to meet his Secret Police?
ReplyDeleteHe was breaking the law using that seal as it was. I think inventing phony federal offices should count as some sort of felony, oo, but I'm a bit sketchy on the law. Maybe it's just one that no one could have conceived breaking, so I hereby arrest Obama on behalf of the You Can't Do That Police.
ReplyDeleteLt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
ReplyDeleteI heard from some super duper tippy top secret sources that Obama has been in touch with Moamarr Khadaffi to set up a meeting with his tailor.
"can I make up community organizer medals and put them on?"
I can picture obama with his daughters... "Tell us again daddy what the medals are for"
"These are my community organizer medals. Here is the order of the Red Star. Here is the distinguished hammer and sickle award. Here is my 'twice hero of the Soviet Union' award. Here is my medal for my valiant combat with the despicable Joe the Plumber. This one is for voting 'present' with a bronze star, This one with the dollar signs is my 'order of fannie mae contributions' merit badge, Here is my lipstick on a pig ribbon. Order of lenin..."
"Daddy, can we watch Barney now"
bullseye
Does anyone realize the significance? First press conference and he's apologizing to the Reagans. This is going to be one hell of a show. And as a bonus, I don't have to see that old man give the Republican party the coux de gras.
ReplyDeleteGood night Mr. Reagan, where ever you are.
bullseye, that's just what I thought he'd do. Great minds scheme alike. On that 'voting present' medal, he gets a ton of gold and diamond oak leaf clusters on that for multiple awards. Had to make up the diamond oak leaf for the first time ever special just for him.
ReplyDeleteLt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
Uhm... is he really President Elect before the Electoral College votes?
ReplyDeleteJust askin'.
—DougM
Yes, but after the Electoral College votes he'll be a C.P.E.
ReplyDeleteI think he chose "Office of the President - Elect" because "Office of the AntiChrist" Might get some people nervous.
ReplyDeletebullseye
. . . And we can't state that a fictional, non governmental organization is illegally using the .gov TLD or we'll be called racist.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he should use .ir or .kp or .su (.ru) or .ke
--mech
That sign and seal smack of supreme pretentiousness, a way over-blown ego, huge self aggrandizement, and his saying, "Here I am. And you can't do anything about it."
ReplyDeleteThat said, he should keep on doing it for the next four years. That way, all the conservative talk show hosts, wanna-be comedians, and op-ed writers will have their material written for them by The B-HO.