scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Cover bacon in dark brown sugar and bake until gooey.
Take a Pillsbury cinnamon roll unroll it, roll it back up with a piece of bacon and bake as normal. (Stolen from someone at SondraK, perhaps Col Jerry Sir?)
Where can you go from here? I dunno... maybe a caffeine/sugar/liquid fat IV drip or sports drink? Bacon chewing gum? Bacon/chocolate ice cream? Bacon underwear for those intimate moments? Possibilities.. Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
I am hooked on maple bacon wrapped pretzel rods. just take your pretzel rod, spiral a slice of bacon around it and pop in the microwave. Going to have to make some up and dip them in chocolate to maximize the goodness!
I'm gonna revise my above comment....Go ahead and eat the choc/bacon but forget that trip to Hell.....Stick around...Hillary's gonna get confirmed to Secretary of State....What's Hell got on us?......Verification word, THEQUICK...and the dead?
On to Hell, I reckon, since you've already had Heaven on Earth.
ReplyDeleteBacon-covered Choc. Covered Bacon. With baconaisse. On rye. With bacon.
ReplyDeleteOorah!
ReplyDeleteCover bacon in dark brown sugar and bake until gooey.
ReplyDeleteTake a Pillsbury cinnamon roll unroll it, roll it back up with a piece of bacon and bake as normal. (Stolen from someone at SondraK, perhaps Col Jerry Sir?)
how 'bout a taco town taco?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.hulu.com/watch/1447/saturday-night-live-taco-town
Where can you go from here? Poutine with cheese, or:
ReplyDeleteThe pizza crepe taco pancake chili bag, "only from Taco Town!" I'd have added bacon, but never mind.
It was a SNL parody, and I just can't find that video online-- even at Hulu. Fortunately, others remember, and these folks actually made it.
UPDATE: while I was composing and editing this, and tracking down all those links, Sandoval found it. Good job.
"Why we win"
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Where can you go from here?
ReplyDeleteI dunno... maybe a caffeine/sugar/liquid fat IV drip or sports drink? Bacon chewing gum? Bacon/chocolate ice cream? Bacon underwear for those intimate moments? Possibilities..
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
How can it already be famous if it is "New"?
ReplyDeleteIt's not an urban legend after all. With caramel dipping sauce, I hope?
ReplyDeleteGives new meaning to wretched excess.
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I am hooked on maple bacon wrapped pretzel rods. just take your pretzel rod, spiral a slice of bacon around it and pop in the microwave.
ReplyDeleteGoing to have to make some up and dip them in chocolate to maximize the goodness!
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick~~
ReplyDeleteChocolate ice cream with Bacon Vodka shot over it??? Hmmmm? Bacon Brandy even better.
Bacon Brandy even better.
ReplyDeleteHave a chocolate cigar with that!
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
I'm gonna revise my above comment....Go ahead and eat the choc/bacon but forget that trip to Hell.....Stick around...Hillary's gonna get confirmed to Secretary of State....What's Hell got on us?......Verification word, THEQUICK...and the dead?
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