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An 82-year-old Italian man who took a Viagra pill scared his wife so much she called the police.
Giovanni di Stefano, from Palermo, was so excited his wife thought he would have a heart attack and dialled 999.
"The police didn't do anything but their presence had the desired
effect. He lost interest in his love life pretty quickly," said a
family friend.
Terrified wife Carla, 69, told police: "He is 82-years-old and so I thought so much love could have lethal consequences."
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At least he would have died smiling doing what made him happiest. Sheesh!
ReplyDeleteOfficer A. Niss held his ankles and soon enough the police presence had the desired effect on the aptly named Mr. Stiffano.
ReplyDeleteSorry, sir... I jus' cudn't hep maself.
Isn't the punchline of one of the oldest jokes ever: "If she dies, she dies."?
ReplyDelete(Oh man, no good way to punctuate that sentence!)
Life imitates art.
"How could I have a son? No woman ever made love to me and lived to tell about it!" - Graham Chapman as Yellowbeard
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