scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
WITH THE ECONOMY BEING IN THE STATE IT IS, HERE ARE SOME CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR 2008 FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED(all of us):
SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do you Hear What I Hear?
DEMENTIA: I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas
NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...
PARANOID: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.
PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you why...
BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire...
OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, ............(better start again)..................Stolen from E mail chain.
And of course there's ..." o thou that tellest goof tidings to zion"...(that's exactly the way it's written over at cduniverse)...prophetic?..............Veriification word MOOKERED..I like the sound..Guess it means 'screwed'
The word moolered is probably somehow related to MOOK from Urban Dictionary... mook (n.) 5 up, 29 down A fat, clown nosed, stinky, slutty, inconsiderate witch and cheap prostitute.
Brother, can you spare a humorous stick figure drawing?
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WITH THE ECONOMY BEING IN THE STATE IT IS, HERE ARE SOME CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR 2008 FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED(all of us):
ReplyDeleteSCHIZOPHRENIA: Do you Hear What I Hear?
DEMENTIA: I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas
NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and
Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses
and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...
PARANOID: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.
PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry,
I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you why...
BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of Roasting on an
Open Fire...
OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
............(better start again)..................Stolen from E mail chain.
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ReplyDeleteYou forgot one, JMcD:
Obamatized: DING! FRIES ARE DONE! DING FRIES! DING! FRIES ARE DONE!
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Yep Doc...and..DEPRESSION: "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas, Damn Little"
ReplyDeleteAnd of course there's ..." o thou that tellest goof tidings to zion"...(that's exactly the way it's written over at cduniverse)...prophetic?..............Veriification word MOOKERED..I like the sound..Guess it means 'screwed'
ReplyDeleteThen there's that old MOOKERER Barney Frank's fav...Homo For The Holidays.(and forever)
ReplyDeleteThe word moolered is probably somehow related to MOOK from Urban Dictionary... mook (n.) 5 up, 29 down
ReplyDeleteA fat, clown nosed, stinky, slutty, inconsiderate witch and cheap prostitute.