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Crap - I read this to mean --
I'm not making this up -- to mean that Bush was declaring martial
law to prevent turning the government over to an illegal alien
communist. The tip-off was the £110m cost. It's more
like $100 trillion, and 100 million lives. Sigh. More
disappointment. Then, there's this secret news you will only read here. .
A routine examination of the Obamamobile disclosed an act of
sabotage. A disaffected Hillary Clinton supporter plead guilty to
replacing a section of door armor with heavy duty tin foil. Click
HERE
for full sized secret drawing of this wretched excess. Let him ride
around in a donkey cart, that's what I say. His supporters won't
assassinate him, and his enemies, scared to death of a glut of stadia,
schools, airports and highways named after the sumbitch, won't either.
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Will they pay a child to whisper "You ARE a God!" in his ear during his Triumph?
ReplyDeleteTook an extra $15million to retrofit the limo to do four-foot hydraulic jumps in time to sub-woofers blasting N.W.A's "Straight Outta Compton".....
ReplyDeleteThis thing won't last 5 minutes in Liberty City. Can I just assume the black paint is really purple black flip-flop?
ReplyDeleteVerification word-hymequer. Dang Schlong you been hanging with Jesse J?
George Will is fond of pointing out that every 10 years, the census has to be emergency funded. That law has been in place since 1790. Inaugurals have been every 4 years since about that time.
ReplyDeleteAnd this is the government that wants to take over our banks? Buncha dweebs.