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Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Hey, I saw this crap movie before.

Today's Shlongderdamus
Déjà Vu-doo

I'm looking forward to hearing this plaintive plea from lib media -- "If congress doesn't give Obama the 350B bailout money, his will be a failed presidency from the start."  Obama will  successfully lobby  Rep. Marjorie Margolies-Mezvinsky (PA D)  in the House, and Sen. Bob Kerrey (D NB) in the Senate and squeak by, just.  More to look forward to. 
  • Obama Executive Order ends  "Don't Ask, Don't Tell." 
  • Michelle Obama fires the Secret Service; replaces them with the Farrakhan Republican Guard. 
  • Obama Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel commits suicide in Fort Marcy Park by cutting his head off.
  • Hillary Clinton turns over her WHO Database to Bill Ayers for "processing."  
  • A postal worker in Minnesota assassinates Al Franken.  Dems respond with The Omnibus Gun Seizure Bill.  The NRA protests.
  • WCBM in Baltimore loses it's broadcast license in the first Fairness Doctrine challenge.  Worried broadcasters nationwide drop all talk radio.  Rush Limbaugh buys the Miami Dolphins, and retires.  Ubangi Rock dominates the airwaves.
  • The FBI gives Obama's WH the list if every blogger who's called Obama a MFCS.  They disapp

9 comments:

  1. That can't be michelle obama. The ass on the woman in the pic is Waaaaayyy smaller than smiley michelle's

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  2. You forgot the part about the Barn Army members who did not flee to Costa Rica dying in a bloody coup ... Vice Sgt Boone

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  3. Doesn't the D. O. T. require a plackard for a trailer as wide as that?

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  4. Coup or coup attempt? Dying in vain's a bitch!.

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  5. That MFC...
    'Scuse me. There's somebody at the door.
    —DougM

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  6. You don't recognize that elephant butt? That's Shrillary's arse.

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  7. I see four years of f'ckn, fight'n, and fix'n flats.

    Nostradamnit

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  8. At one time we would measure a caboose like that with an axe handle.
    As in: "That blue monster's at least three axe handles across at the wide part."
    But since Michelle probably knows what Lester Maddox used axe handles for it's probably not a good idea to break one out to gage the size of her booty.

    Boneshaker

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  9. Most definitely the Clintoons. Must be global galaxy warming.

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