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Thursday, January 15, 2009

Putin's Request

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Putin is Dyslexic

Dyslexic
The recent bizarre, and pointedly jingoistic ravings of Stalin wannabe Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, a.k.a. Pooty-Poot, is explained by these secret Barn Army photos taken by undercover agent Juice. He has a dyslexic mind, and is quite illiterate. So, when he recently criticized President Bush, or threatened to cut European gas supplies, what he was really trying to say was, "Please, somebody kill me."

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6 comments:

  1. Anonymous1/15/09, 1:24 PM

    Amazing. He's sound asleep and still able to scribble between the lines.

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  2. Anonymous1/15/09, 3:40 PM

    Remind anyone of Ernest Heningway as a reporter with the Toronto Star recounting his meeting with B. Mussolini? Mussolini was said to have been studying the French-English dictionary before him - upside down. Is there a pattern here? Just saying ... Vice Sgt Boone

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  3. closed1/15/09, 9:24 PM

    Heh ... a lot of politics is making some dumbass blowhard think you care about his opinions.

    Pretending to take careful notes is an old tool, but one that might need to be retired in the face of HDTV cameras.

    I like the Japanese body language for "careful attention", closing your eyes, and nodding in agreement once in a while ... it is hard to distinguish from the universal body language of "I am bored and falling asleep now".

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  4. Anonymous1/16/09, 1:55 PM

    That's why I quit studyin' Russian after one semester... Cyrillic script is a bitch.
    —DougM

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  5. Anonymous1/19/09, 3:46 AM

    Hmmmm. I see Pootie still starts off his day with a cup o' tea and two raw, whole potatos.

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  6. cmblake61/21/09, 12:49 AM

    Maybe we should have voted HIM POTUS?

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