Run Like a Man

Barn Army Memo

Without naming names, this is  letter is representative of others I've received from many, many Barn Army women. “ Dear Supreme Commander S.H.Long: I can't thank you enough for including me in the ranks of America's Barn Army regulars.  I particularly like that you make no distinction between men and women, even to the point of having group showers and latrines.  But here's where I'd like some help.  During our bayonet charge drills, for instance, I can't help noticing that we girls run like, well, girls.  Is there some trick that will give us that same swaggering, heroic-like motion? Thanks ever so much, Samurai ... (name deleted). ” Thanks for your question (name deleted).  Yes, you'll need two boiled and peeled eggs and one of those mesh onion sacks Works like a charm