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Tuesday, February 03, 2009

That's Nice Dear, Mommy's Reading

17 comments:

  1. Nope. You can tell by the shiny surface that it's "300 mph" tape.
    -- SkyhawkerDoug

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  2. 500 mph tape is dark green.
    Tim

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  3. It's OK. He has a license to apply 300 mph tape from a $6,000 step stool. The 500 mph license costs more.
    Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

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  4. Well gorsh boss, duck's fly so why wooden the duck tape work on this here flying bus arm?

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  5. I'm fairly sure that Alum tape is STC'ed for that job, and the man applying it has an A&P cert.

    Of course, there are exceptions ... like that Cathay Pacific 747 that got grounded in Stuttgart because a terminal employee looked down the intake and noticed that three stators inside were being prevented from excessively vibrating by strapping them to adjacent stators with seatbelt extensions.

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  6. HOPE and CHANGE has come for the Pentagon budget.

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  7. This is the scene where a baggage cart knocks the mobile stand out from under the comic hero, and he hangs from the wing by the super-tape stuck to the hair on the back of his hand.
    —DougM

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  8. My son served on a submarine. When he finished his enlistment he brought home a couple rolls of 3M "nuclear grade" tape - surplus, I'm sure. Don't know its velocity rating, but it's good to depths "greater than 800 feet", which is what he'd tell me whenever I asked how deep the thing could go.

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  9. DougM~~ Do have a comic strip, talk show, or are you just a stitch in everyone's tummy who meets you? :)

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  10. That's where this is going: if Obama cuts back on the Pentagon budget, I guess I'll be buying stock in 3M and selling my Lockmart and Boeing.

    oy vey ole'

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  11. That is Obama back when he was community organizing O'Hare

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  12. Naw, that can not be BO, he was being between the legs of a choir manager on the down low at his church. Oops, that right the choir leader is dead.

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  13. You all got it wrong.

    This is a Russian airplane, and the mech is fixing a short by running
    an extra wire to the doodad.

    And it's a Russian STC to cover the wire with speed tape...happen all
    the time, you know!!!

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  14. Non adhesive aluminum tape plus double bubble epoxy is stronger than most of the non load bearing structural components on just about any cargo aircraft.

    Don't ask how I know this, just go get yourself some, it's better than Duck Tape, by a long shot.

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  15. Same dam way I used to fix airplanes

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  16. Don't laugh but this is the way they fix small punctures in planes. Note I said punctures, not tears. A couple of years back a baggage handler managed to put a fork lift into the side of a plane I was scheduled to take - small puncture - they shipped off photos to the manufacturer, the engineers gave their blessing and they taped up the hole. [I happen to know another engineer there and we called him from the boarding lounge to confirm that this was what was normally done.] Off we went.

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  17. Actually, the dark green tape was known as "EB green" or "5000 foot tape" back in the day when "boats were named for fish and manned with men!"

    RKC ET1SS

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