scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Don't you find that a bowel movement is a much more enjoyable and productive project if take something interesting to read along to the mission site?...I Have even known persons who might suffer severe constipation (my dad)if they were lacking this important aid to elimination....In some cases it is probably wise to commence the reading exercise an hour or so prior to the BM process, as an aid in the peristalsis activity.....(WARNING)Do NOT read about current events especially articles covering Obama, Barney Frank,Pelosi or bailouts as these could cause an anal puckering and disruption of the entire BM procedure........... There... Hope everything comes out ok.
The stall above, probably in some fine French hotel or bistro, is VERY modern as you can see, in that it has a convenient heat control, temperature setting knob near at hand,on the baseboard heating system, in case one should suffer that sudden chill which can disrupt the BM process, and the cold dry air can cause static charges of electricity, that play havoc with some electronics....All the comforts of home,eh?.........Bon voyage!
A terminated Morgan Stanley cubicle worker helping create a portion of the "anal retention bonus" for top executives of the company so that they can keep their chauffeurs....."I felt that I just wanted to give something back in return to this fine company", said Cecil Pennygretch, a 10 year veteran at the company.
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ReplyDeleteDon't you find that a bowel movement is a much more enjoyable and productive project if take something interesting to read along to the mission site?...I Have even known persons who might suffer severe constipation (my dad)if they were lacking this important aid to elimination....In some cases it is probably wise to commence the reading exercise an hour or so prior to the BM process, as an aid in the peristalsis activity.....(WARNING)Do NOT read about current events especially articles covering Obama, Barney Frank,Pelosi or bailouts as these could cause an anal puckering and disruption of the entire BM procedure........... There... Hope everything comes out ok.
ReplyDeleteThe stall above, probably in some fine French hotel or bistro, is VERY modern as you can see, in that it has a convenient heat control, temperature setting knob near at hand,on the baseboard heating system, in case one should suffer that sudden chill which can disrupt the BM process, and the cold dry air can cause static charges of electricity, that play havoc with some electronics....All the comforts of home,eh?.........Bon voyage!
ReplyDeleteA terminated Morgan Stanley cubicle worker helping create a portion of the "anal retention bonus" for top executives of the company so that they can keep their chauffeurs....."I felt that I just wanted to give something back in return to this fine company", said Cecil Pennygretch, a 10 year veteran at the company.
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