scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Now my long corrections career (24 yr) serves me I remember the "fellas" use say, "They pay like they weigh". And in this case he is rich with that one.
Gittin Jiggly wid it
ReplyDeletegoises
Metal Banquet Chair - $23.99
ReplyDeleteDisposable Camera - $1.96
Earthquake Simulation - Priceless
She's gonna be able to ride out the hard times since she has plenty in reserve.
ReplyDeleteI think that is a new extra strong chair manufacture's ad campaign.
ReplyDeleteRAK
So that's why black men have a larger penis. Otherwise they'd never reach the goal!
ReplyDeleteIt's evolution in action.
Actually that's a myth ...
ReplyDelete- Barney
Yeah, you must be right Barney, otherwise at a guess, his would have to be about 3 feet long.
ReplyDelete*LOL*
ReplyDeleteIt cracks me up too.
Having had the "Beer Goggles" on a time or two, I have to marvel at how much Colt 45 one would have to.......
ReplyDeletegotta pee.
[uh,oh, carnies in town]
ReplyDeleteGuess My Weight, fool!!
Juice
She's not terrifically attractive not that beggars can be choosers!
ReplyDeleteOpen leg sores add that special touch.
ReplyDeleteBoneshaker
His knee becomes dislocated in 3... 2... 1...
ReplyDeletePass the eye bleach please.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, I don't know about anyone else but I think that pic broke the comments tool
Beside that the turing word was ORCA
bullseye
Did somebody say "crack?"
ReplyDeleteNow my long corrections career (24 yr) serves me I remember the "fellas" use say, "They pay like they weigh". And in this case he is rich with that one.
ReplyDeleteMr.juice
She: 'Did you take precautions?"
ReplyDeleteHe: "Yeah, I tied a 6 x 4 across my ass!"