scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Yep. It's common knowledge that mommy spit is an antiseptic,antibiotic,anionic surfactant...Heck, along with the hem of one of those little,pull over, baby shirts, it can clean almost anything...Takes dried icecream, spaghetti sauce other foods off baby's face, cleans booger nose,eye matter and body fluids from scrapes and science STILL doesn't know how it's produced
She's just givin' the kid a spit polish.
ReplyDeleteEww, that's nasty
ReplyDelete/Franklin
And the thing is...she's using cow piss.
ReplyDeletelol, wondered where that smell was coming from.
ReplyDeleteCasca
She's sitting ON the water pump. She does pulsating massage as well.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it was a lot more sanitary when Mom would spit on a Kleenex and wipe my face just before we went into church.
ReplyDelete—DougM
Don't be a spoil sport Doug. We're trying to make fun of people what ain't like us here.
ReplyDeleteNo, no. no! The baby is supposed to suck the milk from you. This is highly inefficient.
ReplyDeleteYep. It's common knowledge that mommy spit is an antiseptic,antibiotic,anionic surfactant...Heck, along with the hem of one of those little,pull over, baby shirts, it can clean almost anything...Takes dried icecream, spaghetti sauce other foods off baby's face, cleans booger nose,eye matter and body fluids from scrapes and science STILL doesn't know how it's produced
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