scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Hey! That's not fair. She's s'posed to flash some T & A first and then shriek mightily while the music builds to window-rattling crescendo.
It's in the time-honored formula and nobody's gonna give the thing any creds 'cause it aint realistic.
She's required to start the bathwater running, drop her knickers, check herself out in the mirror so we can see both front and back simultaneously.
Then she hasta get trapped by the perv, somehow escape his death-like grip, and THEN wipe that evil goddam sneer off his face by tearing him in half with her leetle fren'.
I'm sure about 10 years ago there was an email making the rounds about how short most horror and sci-fi movies would be if the main characters were carrying guns. It listed the beginnings of several classic movies that got about 5 minutes in and BANG, roll credits. Anyone else remember that?
That put a smile on my face!
ReplyDeleteThat was awesome!!!
ReplyDeleteRodge, you sure do know how to make a guy's morning.
ReplyDeleteHey! That's not fair. She's s'posed to flash some T & A first and then shriek mightily while the music builds to window-rattling crescendo.
ReplyDeleteIt's in the time-honored formula and nobody's gonna give the thing any creds 'cause it aint realistic.
She's required to start the bathwater running, drop her knickers, check herself out in the mirror so we can see both front and back simultaneously.
Then she hasta get trapped by the perv, somehow escape his death-like grip, and THEN wipe that evil goddam sneer off his face by tearing him in half with her leetle fren'.
One of my favorite videos of all time. That is a tremendous advertisement!
ReplyDeleteLOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I'm sure about 10 years ago there was an email making the rounds about how short most horror and sci-fi movies would be if the main characters were carrying guns. It listed the beginnings of several classic movies that got about 5 minutes in and BANG, roll credits. Anyone else remember that?
ReplyDeleteAnnoyed White Male
AWM, here you go . . . .
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