scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
OMFG! This was a for sure WHY WE WIN candidate -- except it was invented by a Frog. How very disappointing. But wait! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
I used to have a neighbor that had a beautiful German Shepherd. The dog was very calm and gentle except that it had a problem being washed. It really, really hated getting wet. None of the groomers in town would take the dog a second time.
Finally my neighbor figured it out. He screwed a metal anchor into his yard. Then while playing with the dog he would suddenly clip the chain that ran through the ring to the dogs collar. Then he could pull the dog down till it's neck was pinned to the ground. Then he would wash it with a hose and car scrubbing wand.
Then he would loosen the chain a bit until the dog dried off and calmed down.
Someone called animal control on him one time and when the officer tried to unclip the still wet dog, the dog almost took his hand off.
30 Minutes? 40 bucks. They had to invent a machine for THAT? Stupid Frogs.
ReplyDeleteI always take mine to the car wash. You know the ones with the hand-held wands?
ReplyDeletePut Buster in his crate and hose him down. Works on cats too.
But you have to be careful about the eyes. Make sure you cover them with duct tape before you put the quarters in.
Hippies!
ReplyDelete$40 for a pissed off pooch??
ReplyDeleteI can do that for free. Just leave the water of food bowl empty for too long..
What happens the second time you try (TRY) to put the dog into the machine?
ReplyDeleteIt's almost loud enough to drown out the whimpering.
ReplyDeleteDoes it have a de-skunk setting? Do they have a Great Dane model? Anybody ever try it on a cat?
Above a certain sized dog,
ReplyDeleteyou'll never be able to use it a second time.
—DougM
Image violates the prohibition of photographing below-the-belt with a wide angle lens.
ReplyDeleteWas there something else of interest?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dSToExy4yA
ReplyDeleteLMAO
Poletax
Yeah, that's kinda' what Buster does at the car wash.
ReplyDeleteThey're animals. They don't know that it's good for them.
I guess you can't wash a terrorist in that thing or you'd be accused of waterboarding.
ReplyDeleteFrom the look of that dog, if you said "Shake" he wouldn't extend a paw, he'd just start quivering.
ReplyDeleteThe Fwench designed the self-cleaning public toilets too.
ReplyDeleteI used to have a neighbor that had a beautiful German Shepherd. The dog was very calm and gentle except that it had a problem being washed. It really, really hated getting wet. None of the groomers in town would take the dog a second time.
ReplyDeleteFinally my neighbor figured it out. He screwed a metal anchor into his yard. Then while playing with the dog he would suddenly clip the chain that ran through the ring to the dogs collar. Then he could pull the dog down till it's neck was pinned to the ground. Then he would wash it with a hose and car scrubbing wand.
Then he would loosen the chain a bit until the dog dried off and calmed down.
Someone called animal control on him one time and when the officer tried to unclip the still wet dog, the dog almost took his hand off.
They left both my neighbor and the dog alone.