scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Ma n' Pa went to market one day, and left Jack n' Jennie home alone. It were a terrible hot day, so Jenny took off her dress an' lay down on the floor, 'twere cooler down there. Jack thought that was a great idea, so he shucked his overalls and laid down too. Afore ya know it, Jack n' Jenny were doin' what comes unnatural. Jenny looked up at Jack and said, "Jack, yore a sight bigger'n Pa, better too". Jack replied, "Aw shucks Jennie, that's what Ma always says".
And then there's:
ReplyDeleteMmm, yeah, hon. You got lots better tits than Mom.
—DougM
How about: "You are a much better lay than your sister."
ReplyDelete"My daughter has acute angina"
ReplyDelete"Yes she does, and great tits too."
Okay, old hillbilly joke:
ReplyDeleteMa n' Pa went to market one day, and left Jack n' Jennie home alone. It were a terrible hot day, so Jenny took off her dress an' lay down on the floor, 'twere cooler down there. Jack thought that was a great idea, so he shucked his overalls and laid down too. Afore ya know it, Jack n' Jenny were doin' what comes unnatural. Jenny looked up at Jack and said, "Jack, yore a sight bigger'n Pa, better too". Jack replied, "Aw shucks Jennie, that's what Ma always says".
"Hey, it's not my fault that all your friends are nymphos."
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