Dr.
Timothy McCarthy while receiving a medical award for creativity,
reported his findings to The American Society of Plastic Surgeons, concluding
with this case study:
"Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she
rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had
left to work with was the woman's hair and the horse's ass. I was able
to put them together and today she's Speaker of the House."
Tim W News
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Damn, Dr Hardcrab beat me.
ReplyDeleteTim
LMAO!! Thanks mucho. :D
ReplyDeletejoyce
Judging from the tautness of the speakers face, the horse must have been a real tightass!
ReplyDeleteThank God we got that straitened out, can you imagine the poor woman that would have had to see that plopping out? When I was younger we used to joke about babies being slapped to cause them to start breathing on their own; I am willing to bet next months SS check, that slapping would have involved the entire ugly tree.
ReplyDeleteI thought the result was the governor - now EX-governor - of Alaska. I won't be surprised in the least bit, if the RNC gets Joe the Plumber to be her running-mate for 2012...
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