scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Uhbama was torn between two difficult choices: Longing for a bit of his Kenyan and Indonesian upbringing, Uhbama thought this would be a good spot for the hole in the floor crapper, but it would also be a great place to put the Madison Federal chairs he had sawed the legs off of so visitors would have to look up to him. Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
Unable to name the 57 states of the USA. Obama refers to a map, hoping it helps him find the missing 7 states.
ReplyDelete46, 47, 48... .
ReplyDeleteThis isnt my teleprompter!
ReplyDelete"hmmm, how do I cut on this GPS?"
ReplyDelete"Note to self, next time just bring a magazine, and the toilet paper"
ReplyDeleteI wonder if I could be President of the WORLD?
ReplyDeleteHmmmm.....the world IS flat.
ReplyDeleteI wonder where Hawaii is ?
ReplyDeleteFacing Mecca?
ReplyDeleteWhere is the United States again? I better ask Ralm...
ReplyDeleteWhere's the little arrow that says, "You are here"?
ReplyDelete1911Man
One to crap on and the other to cover it up with.
ReplyDelete"Let me see if I can find the place I was born-- Sudan... Uganda... there it is!"
ReplyDelete"Ahhh, my little oyster."
ReplyDelete"Huh! I though England was bigger than that."
ReplyDeleteTuring word: "alickedn"
"Everyone knows I meant the 57 Muslim States."
ReplyDeleteBoneshaker
47, 48, 49,hmm,.... Ah that's right Hawaii, yes how I could I forget my 'birthplace'
ReplyDeleteUhbama was torn between two difficult choices:
ReplyDeleteLonging for a bit of his Kenyan and Indonesian upbringing, Uhbama thought this would be a good spot for the hole in the floor crapper,
but it would also be a great place to put the Madison Federal chairs he had sawed the legs off of so visitors would have to look up to him.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
I knew it... Moscow isn't that far away... we defiantly could move the white house there... on the taxpayers dime, of course.
ReplyDeleteOle Bushy had some funny taste in pictures. Wonder what this one was spozta be...
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I finally get a nice flat screen, and all I can get is the map channel?
ReplyDelete"Gee wizzies...Korea's only a couple feet away...They probably CAN get a missle here".
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