A Saudi inventor was recently denied a German patent for what is being described as a "killer chip". What is a killer chip? Cooler Ranch Doritos, hands down.
The basic model would consist of a tiny GPS transceiver
placed in a capsule and inserted under a person's skin, so that
authorities could track him easily. Model B would have an extra
function -- a dose of cyanide to remotely kill the wearer without muss
or fuss if authorities deemed he'd become a public threat.
The inventor said the chip could be used to track terrorists,
criminals, fugitives, illegal immigrants, political dissidents,
domestic servants and foreigners overstaying their visas.
"The invention will probably be found to violate paragraph two of
the German Patent Law -- which does not allow inventions that
transgress public order or good morals
If the aliens have taught us anything, it's that the key to
successful human tracking is NOT LETTING THE HUMANS KNOW. You embed a
cyanide chip under my skin and guess what -- I'm cutting it out. With my teeth. Oh I'm sorry, was that too hardcore for you? Yeah, well one time I ate two of my own toes because I hadn't eaten dessert.
Saudi 'Killer Chip' Implant Would Track, Eliminate Undesirables [foxnews]
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I've also had the same thought in regards to reproduction. When you are born, there is a check valve inserted. It's off until you achieve stability in your life to where you can care for your keeds, then it's turned on and you can swim in the gene pool. All problems solved.
ReplyDeleteI can think of about 537 people that need this thing implanted at the base of their skulls.
ReplyDeleteCall it "term limits", "checks and balances", or whatever, but it will ensure that We, The People will have proper representation and that our voices will be heard...
Put an extra feature in it though... When shitheads like Pelosi calls concerned citizens things like swastika wearing nazis, we can send a warning buzz to the chip, as if to say, "Are you REALLY sure you want to be saying things like that???"
That reminds me of some movie I saw, a long time ago, about a prison in the future where the prisoners have collar/neck bombs. The bomb goes off if they're more than a certain distance away from another prisoner (should be the prison but hey it was a movie). Anyway two inmates escape and have to stay together until they can get the collars off.
ReplyDeleteDon't recall, and can't find @ IMDB etc, the name of the movie. Probably 70's.
Forger has the right idea. Just make any elected official get one. When they retire, they can have it removed. If they really want the job, they will agree! If they don't quit when they should we will make them!
ReplyDeleteAnonymous 6:44 - that would be Wedlock......
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ReplyDeleteThey did that on the La Femme Nikita TV series.
—DougM
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ReplyDeleteYup, that's the one I (95% sure). 1991... where did 18 years go???
Ya shoulda written the novel.
ReplyDeleteA German inventor coming up with new uses for cyanide.... now what could go wrong with that????
ReplyDeleteThe movie is The Running Man. No thanks needed, Its what I do.
ReplyDeleteYep ... install one in any serving politician.
ReplyDeleteNo chip? No office for you.
Allow anyone to send a no vote to a database. Each no vote has a miniscule chance of setting it off.