scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Shopkeeper: I must warn you the doll is cursed. Homer Simpson: That's bad. Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free frogurt! Homer Simpson: That's good. Shopkeeper: The frogurt is also cursed. Homer Simpson: That's bad! Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free choice of toppings! Homer Simpson: That's good! Shopkeeper:The toppings contain sodium benzoate. [Homer looks puzzled.] Shopkeeper: That's bad. Homer Simpson: Can I go now?
"And the restrooms....the restrooms are 'of despair'.....really,really 'of despair'....Jeesh......."
ReplyDeleteNo shit JMcD!
ReplyDeleteReminds me of the classic Simpsons exchange:
ReplyDeleteShopkeeper: I must warn you the doll is cursed.
Homer Simpson: That's bad.
Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free frogurt!
Homer Simpson: That's good.
Shopkeeper: The frogurt is also cursed.
Homer Simpson: That's bad!
Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free choice of toppings!
Homer Simpson: That's good!
Shopkeeper:The toppings contain sodium benzoate.
[Homer looks puzzled.]
Shopkeeper: That's bad.
Homer Simpson: Can I go now?
Emerson
the man went to the emotion costume party naked with a pear on his pe--s and people asked what emotion he was ...
ReplyDeleteI'm Fu--in despair
'Puss in boots'
ReplyDeletea 'dick tater'
Etc, etc. Old jokes.
Tim
I'm gonna put on some roller skates and go as a pull toy.
ReplyDeleteI suppose despair of shoes doesn't fit.
ReplyDelete—DougM