scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Priest passed out drunk before finishing the ceremony? Best man caught banging the maid of honor in the choir during the ceremony? Daddy just refused to pay for the wedding because daughter is pregnant by the best man? Poor mother looks close to fainting. Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
----------------------------------- The wedding album of one of my friends has an old priest right up until the vows. Then there is a young priest for the rest of the mass.
It was "Do you Bob, take this Arrrrjjjjgh (thump).."
[name changed to protect the guilty]. The old priest was dead right there.. They had to go find the other priest and drag him off the golf course to finish the ceremony.
Casca, I don't think that's the mom. Dad dragged the lady of the sidewalk as a mom stand-in. See how she's trying to get away? Real mom buried in the rose garden...by Dad. :] Juice
Priest passed out drunk before finishing the ceremony?
ReplyDeleteBest man caught banging the maid of honor in the choir during the ceremony? Daddy just refused to pay for the wedding because daughter is pregnant by the best man?
Poor mother looks close to fainting.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
'Twas our happiest day.....
ReplyDeleteConsidering the stance of mom & dad, mom appears to be the source of all the happiness.
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ReplyDeleteThe wedding album of one of my friends has an old priest right up until the vows. Then there is a young priest for the rest of the mass.
It was "Do you Bob, take this Arrrrjjjjgh (thump).."
[name changed to protect the guilty]. The old priest was dead right there.. They had to go find the other priest and drag him off the golf course to finish the ceremony.
25 years later they are still married..
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Casca, I don't think that's the mom. Dad dragged the lady of the sidewalk as a mom stand-in. See how she's trying to get away? Real mom buried in the rose garden...by Dad. :]
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Juice .. you're coming right along. Nicely. Very nicely.
ReplyDeleteNo, Rodge, you're wrong.
ReplyDeleteThe worst wedding picture would be one with me in it.