scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Obama Motors
The Law of Physics
I have no way of knowing whether
this is real, but it passes the sniff test. Even if it's ginned
up, the fact that it's out there means it satisfied the first rule of
parody: ring a bell with the intended audience.
I'll tell you why it's believable. It's because for decades liberals have been convinced that they can fix any problem and change the world simply by changing the laws of man. Hearts and minds are easy so the laws of the universe should be too.
If they would just repeal Newton's laws re: the conservation of energy, it would fix everything. The are the "Yes we can!" bunch, I await this great day when we are no longer slaves to the tyrant Newton. Hell, I'll even start supporting them if they pull that off.
Not only that, but they are totally clueless about how the world really works. That's why the story is believable.
The law I like the best is, "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction." This law seems to be manifested more and more as each day passes.
WV: ouisess use in a sentence "I ouish Congress would go into a 3 year ouisess."
Had a guy tell me that over the road tractor trailers should be electric powered to have a lower carbon footprint. "OK," says I, "how far will the truck go before it needs a battery charge, and how much down time will the truck need to charge the enormous battery pack required for such a big vehicle?" "No prob," says Liberal Wizard, "just cover the trailer with mini wind turbines and charge the batteries while the truck is running down the road." Liberalism is a mental disease. The prosecution rests. Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
Reminds me of an old cartoon I remember... Ah, Gahan Wilson... Wait! That's in a book I have on that bookshelf two steps away. A few minutes with the scanner, and here it is. GrinfilledCelt
LNG not CNG? To get natural gas in a liquid state you have to cool it to over -117 F. If you don't keep it cold, it won't liquefy. How on earth do they plan to do that in a car?
There were several instances of Snopes having to correct the story, initially labeled as false, because of their bias.
So, the jury is out on this one. Rings true.
Turing words: crockadeal - a deal going awry derriette - a young lady with a great posterior gynematography - (I'd rather skip the definititon) elefund - a Democrat's assesment of the taxpayer base potential
What we have here is a failure to communicate. (i.e. just do as you're told)
ReplyDeleteThe lawz of fizziks says I halfta pizz about ever 300 miles... just sayin.
ReplyDeleteWyostk
I'll tell you why it's believable. It's because for decades liberals have been convinced that they can fix any problem and change the world simply by changing the laws of man. Hearts and minds are easy so the laws of the universe should be too.
ReplyDeleteIf they would just repeal Newton's laws re: the conservation of energy, it would fix everything. The are the "Yes we can!" bunch, I await this great day when we are no longer slaves to the tyrant Newton. Hell, I'll even start supporting them if they pull that off.
Not only that, but they are totally clueless about how the world really works. That's why the story is believable.
AWM
P.S. If you still own any stock in GM or Chrysler, for God's sake, SELL.
ReplyDeleteAWM
Snopes claims it's false
ReplyDeleteThe law I like the best is, "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction."
ReplyDeleteThis law seems to be manifested more and more as each day passes.
WV: ouisess
use in a sentence
"I ouish Congress would go into a 3 year ouisess."
Had a guy tell me that over the road tractor trailers should be electric powered to have a lower carbon footprint.
ReplyDelete"OK," says I, "how far will the truck go before it needs a battery charge, and how much down time will the truck need to charge the enormous battery pack required for such a big vehicle?"
"No prob," says Liberal Wizard, "just cover the trailer with mini wind turbines and charge the batteries while the truck is running down the road."
Liberalism is a mental disease.
The prosecution rests.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
Welcome to the world of Atlas Shrugged.
ReplyDeleteGo see this relevent bit of genius at The People's Cube.
ReplyDeleteYour Friendly Neighborhood Annoyed White Male
Fake, but accurate.
ReplyDeleteAWM
Reminds me of an old cartoon I remember... Ah, Gahan Wilson... Wait! That's in a book I have on that bookshelf two steps away. A few minutes with the scanner, and here it is.
ReplyDeleteGrinfilledCelt
May become my new desktop, Grinfilled Celt. And Happy Thanksgiving to you. And all.
ReplyDeleteTuring word: spitansh. Perhaps, since I'm cooking the main meal.
I believe this is real, I got this right when the whole thing was going down.
ReplyDeleteI don't remember the source, but I rememeber the story.
THor~
III
That's reminiscent of the attempts by various lawmakers to legislate pi equal to 3.2.
ReplyDeletehttp://tinyurl.com/bta9ta
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They wanted pi to match their beer preference.
ReplyDeleteHappy Thankgiving everyone....
Yes I meant Thank...This is a slim year.
LNG not CNG? To get natural gas in a liquid state you have to cool it to over -117 F. If you don't keep it cold, it won't liquefy. How on earth do they plan to do that in a car?
ReplyDeleteDamn that Bush administration and their laws of physics.
ReplyDeleteBy the way - the story is FALSE
ReplyDeletehttp://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/physics.asp
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Snopes cannot be trusted on political matters. It is run by liberals as is factcheck.org
ReplyDeleteTHor~
III
Touring word
Subduck
what you do when a shoe gets thrown at you. but even lower
There were several instances of Snopes having to correct the story, initially labeled as false, because of their bias.
ReplyDeleteSo, the jury is out on this one. Rings true.
Turing words:
crockadeal - a deal going awry
derriette - a young lady with a great posterior
gynematography - (I'd rather skip the definititon)
elefund - a Democrat's assesment of the taxpayer base potential