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A few weeks ago I had the miserable experience of reading Twilight. A
friend bought it for me and I took it with me to read on a long flight
from Seattle to Houston. I knew it was going to be crappy, but I
thought it would be a guilty pleasure kind of crappy - where you know
it's bad but you still get enjoyment out of it. I actually managed to
power through around 400 pages until I gave up and started reading Sky
Mall. I've been seeing Twilight everywhere lately, especially with Vampire Teens II New Moon's release, so I thought I'd break down why chicks go apeshit for it. [continued]
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Good thing this blog doesn't have many (if any) 13yr-old girl readers.
ReplyDeleteHere ya go, Rodger... This should take some of the sting outta all the Twilight crap...
ReplyDelete"Always use protection."
That was great FORGER.
ReplyDelete10+
(And just where is Sarah Michelle-Gellar--Buffy The Vampire Slayer--when you need her?)
Hey Rodger, will you be re-uploading the Schlong Christmas Special video any time soon? I've tried googling it on other sites but the old player it was hosted on no longer works.
ReplyDeleteDo you mean this one?
ReplyDeleteI Really enjoyed that Forger!
ReplyDeleteNext: Burn Harry Potter & company at the stake.
RAK
That youtube video, wow I wasn't expecting that! No I meant the collection of christmas carols and images you put together.
ReplyDeleteThat Christmas video made me blow my red bull out of my nose ! My kids wanted to see what was so funny , I think they liked it as much as I did : ) LOA'sO ! smibsid
ReplyDeleteBesides *everyone* knows the Sookie Stackhouse books are far superior to the Twilight books.
ReplyDeleteTFV
The only way to watch Twilight...
ReplyDelete*splorch*
"rabbit dentures"
e~C
I loved the first twilight movie (and I'm male). It was quite possibly the funniest movie I've ever seen.
ReplyDeleteI'm told it was a serious attempt at a dramatic movie, but anything that silly has to be deliberate. No one is that bad.