Choke.
—DougM
 

Do not cook while drinking.

I'm going to hope that meal is at some kind of fraternal lodge, and not a family gathering.
 

From the two Coke bottles on the table I would date this picture from the the around 1976 to 1980. just a guess. My Pappaw called them dopes not sodas, cokes are pepsi's never heard no one else do that. This reminded me of a old pick up line "hey baby how do you like your eggs Scrambled or fertilized"?
 

last post from Spanky the chickens got me so excited lost my train of thought.

spanky
 

Christmas Cookie Recipe

1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice
4 large eggs 1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Crown Royal/Whiskey/Rum

- Sample the Liquor to check quality.

- Take a large bowl, check the Liquor again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

- Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

- Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.

- At this point it's best to make sure the Liquor is still OK, try another cup.. just in case.

- Turn off the mixer thingy.

- Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

- Pick the frigging fruit off floor...

- Mix on the turner.

- If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver.

- Sample the Liquor to check for tonsisticity.

- Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a sheet.

- Check the Liquor.

- Now shift the lemon juice and strain the nuts.

- Add one table.

- Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you can find.

- Greash the oven.

- Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

- Don't forget to beat off the turner.

- Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

- Finish the bottle of Liquor.

- Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.


- Cherry Mistmas and a Nappy Hew Jear.
 

That photo made me choke.... then laugh mybutt off......