Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

Such threads do indeed cry out to be opened.

jd

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Anonymous : 8/1/09 3:01 PM

huh. and i thought they had cleaned out that type of activity from Times Square...

(and if it just so happens that that ain't the activity she's pursuing.... then all i can say is that she's passing up a potentially lucrative career...)

RetRsvMike

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Anonymous : 8/1/09 3:10 PM

I'm sorry Rodger, did you say something?

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Johnny Pazzesco : 8/1/09 3:17 PM

"I'd like a beer and I'd like to see something naked."
--Jeff Foxworthy

Half way there ;-)

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Anonymous : 8/1/09 4:42 PM

On this honey, a sleeveless, kinda tight top looks dy-no-mite.....On the first wookie, it looks crappy, like she's wearing the clothes of a much younger primate.

# posted by

JMcD : 8/1/09 5:00 PM

WAY.....too many threads in this picture.

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Anonymous : 8/1/09 5:17 PM

I wish that she wasn't wearing those damned sunglasses - I was wanting to look deep into her eyes to find her inner beauty.

Oh, did I mention? I also have some oceanfront property for sale in Nebraska.

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Anonymous : 8/1/09 5:33 PM

Almost a twin to my lovely bride, when we got married. Oh to be young again!

# posted by

Jinglebob : 8/1/09 6:48 PM

Sorry Uncle Rodger,

A picture is worth a thousand words and that one leaves me speechless.

# posted by

pdwalker : 8/1/09 11:02 PM

Where is the rollover?

Thor~

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Anonymous : 8/2/09 12:58 AM

ain't no replacement for displacement.
bhp

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Anonymous : 8/2/09 1:28 PM

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What do you think?

So far, 77% of the 1,081,633 respondents say Obama is hurting the country. Impressive numbers for any web poll.

Merrily

Labels: Obama - A Clear and Present Danger ...

This just in - 72% want Obama impeached? Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 8/01/2009 12:57:00 PM | PERMALINK Back Link (4) | Send This Post

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

Translation:

2% don't know what day it is.
20% are morons (or Obamatrons--the same thing).
77% have a clue.

1% don't exist (but they think they do).

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Anonymous : 8/1/09 2:17 PM

Now 1098343 votes with percentages unchanged...

# posted by

Johnny Pazzesco : 8/1/09 3:23 PM

I wanted a choice:
"Worst performance in the history of the known universe."

Oh well.

Skyhawker Doug

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Anonymous : 8/1/09 3:55 PM

Don't forget to vote for your family ...

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Steve Canyon : 8/1/09 4:46 PM

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The Obamacy: page 194

Why are Stephen King's horror novels so successful? Because they're "can't put 'em down page turners." The Obamacy is no different. I face each new day filled with a, somehow exciting, macabre dread about what new Obama horror awaits me. Just 194 days in office, and every day a new suspense. Watch as Glen Beck guides you through the gummint website that shanghais your computer into gummint service. I .. I feel .. for some reason I feel like someone\'s put a cage around my head containing hungry rats. GAK! Hurry. Rat Poison gak .

Marc Miller

Labels: What Gummint Does, What Jefferson Said

Gummint Hijackers Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 8/01/2009 12:30:00 PM | PERMALINK Back Link (7) | Send This Post

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

All your computers are belong to us!

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Anonymous : 8/1/09 2:21 PM

Don't worry, Rodger. It's all good. After all, freedom is slavery, you know.
Obot #1346592

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Anonymous : 8/1/09 2:41 PM

Well, I'm sure this is necessary, and the government will only use this information for my own good.
—DougM
(Recovering from a big bump on the head.
I guess I should have it examined, eh?)

# posted by

Anonymous : 8/1/09 4:16 PM

We are the Barack's. You will be assimilated!

# posted by

Anonymous : 8/1/09 4:34 PM

Google, ebay and other site track you where ever you go so why would this scare you?

# posted by

DoubleU : 8/1/09 7:34 PM

I use https://ssl.scroogle.org It's Google without the bravo sierra.

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Anonymous : 8/1/09 10:27 PM

You might also be interested in Noscript, better privacy and trackme for FireFox. However Noscript has google and other places white listed by default. better privacy takes care of super cookies and tricks sites use to get around not accepting a cookie, I am not sure Trackmenot actually does anything but it is suppose to send random text to search engines while firefox is running so that all searches look irrelevant.

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DoubleU : 8/2/09 12:07 AM

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Tom Udall is a LIAR

Skyhawker Doug is lucky enough to live in NM, so he gets the Sen.Tom Udall Update. He sent me this week's. My blog header asserts in part "that virtually all elected Democrats are liars." Tom Udall is an unexceptional Democrat. I've attempted to challenge his lies below. One can only hope that New Messicans will catch on, and throw him down a volcano, along with his equally dishonest brother.

“

Dear Friend,

The issue of healthcare reform is particularly important to me because of the many stories that I have heard from you about the unnecessary hardships that New Mexicans face because of our broken healthcare system. Yesterday I spoke on the floor of the Senate and shared some of these stories with my fellow Senators. Click the link below to hear the stories for yourself.

Tom Udall: Echoing Your Calls for Healthcare Reform (Video)

If we fail to pass a health reform plan, nobody wins. If we keep the status quo, all New Mexicans will be worse off. Please share your stories with me and together, we can demand change on this crucial issue.

Setting the Record Straight on Healthcare

There's a lot of noise in the healthcare debate right now. All too often the voices of reason are drowned out by the misinformation of special interests and those who believe that inaction is the answer. In reality, the basic objectives of healthcare reform are very clear. Here's a breakdown of some of the myths that I've been hearing:

MYTH: Health reform will force me to accept a public plan.

FACT: If you like your health plan, you can keep it. If you like your doctor, you can keep her. All health reform will do is help lower your costs by cutting wasteful administrative spending and boosting competition.

MYTH: Congress will not be forced to accept the public health insurance plan that they will force on everybody else.

FACT: This myth gets it exactly backwards. Right now, members of Congress have access to a quality health care plan that other Americans cannot buy into. One thing Barack Obama and I want to do is to give Americans and small businesses the ability to buy into a plan like the one I have. We also want to give all Americans access to a quality, affordable public health insurance option. No Americans will be forced to accept the public option, but right now millions of Americans are forced to accept no option.

MYTH: A public health insurance option will put private plans out of business.

FACT: More than 30 states, including New Mexico, offer state employees a choice between private insurance and a state-backed public option. These states have not seen either private or public plans forced out of the market. Their employees just have more options.

MYTH: Health reform will put a bureaucrat between me and my doctor.

FACT: Once again, supporters of the status quo have it exactly backwards. Right now, if you have private insurance, a private bureaucrat is paid to decide whether you can get the care your doctor recommends. Worse, the insurance company that person works for will often make more money if he denies your claim.

Health reform will not add a government bureaucrat to your private plan. It will make it illegal for that private bureaucrat to deny you coverage because your illness was the result of a preexisting condition. And it will make sure that your insurance company has to compete for your business, so they are less likely to make you jump through hoops just to get the care you need.

MYTH: Health reform will hurt Medicare.

FACT: Health reform will do a number of things to help Medicare recipients. As part of discussions surrounding health reform, the drug industry has pledged to provide seniors facing the "donut hole" gap in Medicare drug coverage with a discount of at least 50 percent, saving thousands of dollars for some seniors. Health reform will also simplify the application process for financial support for low-income seniors. It will also increase premium subsidies and decrease some copayments for Medicare's drug benefit. Finally, health reform will protect Medicare doctor payments and institute a number of measures to cut bureaucratic hurdles and improve the quality of care.

Medicare is more than a program; it is a commitment that America makes to its senior citizens. I would never support a health reform plan that betrays that commitment.

MYTH: Health reform will hurt small businesses and the economy.

FACT: Actually, small businesses who want to provide health insurance will be some of the primary beneficiaries of health reform. Small businesses and individuals now pay an additional 30 percent in health care costs to cover the price of red tape, compared to just seven percent for large businesses. By helping small businesses to work together, health reform will cut costs dramatically and make it possible for small businesses to provide employees with health care just like the big ones. Health reform will also provide tax credits to small businesses, allowing them to provide the care their employees deserve.

Right now, American car companies pay roughly $1500 per car in health care costs for their employees. Japanese car companies pay about $150. Health reform won't just make America healthier; it will make us more competitive in the global marketplace. That means more jobs for American workers and a more prosperous future for our children.

That's it for this Udall Update. Stayed tuned for more, or better yet, visit me on the web at your favorite social networking site.

Cheers!

Tom

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Labels: Filthy Lying Democrats, Obama Health Care

Udall's Health Care Lies Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 8/01/2009 11:25:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (1) | Send This Post

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

(great find)

Stepperg

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Stepperg : 8/2/09 8:52 AM

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Tequila Sunrise

As one comedian observed, “Alcohol doesn’t resolve racial incidents, alcohol starts racial incidents.”

Chicago Boyz

Labels: Stupid Obama

Booze Garden Diplomacy Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 8/01/2009 10:10:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (1) | Send This Post

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

Nah, the Mexicans would have sent him back as they don't accept illegals.

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pdwalker : 8/1/09 12:57 PM

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A Legal Question

Thor asks ... .

“

Is this statutory rape???

.......... or just a moosedemeanor?

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Labels: Animal Catharsis

Statutory rape, definitely Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 8/01/2009 09:58:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (12) | Send This Post

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

A ruminant question, for sure.

# posted by

Anonymous : 8/1/09 10:14 AM

What a way to start off a day...Good one Rodg.
Wass up??? Word verification: inessno
Boy, can't get no better than this.

# posted by

gunnypink : 8/1/09 10:17 AM

No because the buffalo is obviously stump trained.
ozaoB

# posted by

Anonymous : 8/1/09 10:48 AM

Not sure, one this for certain, it isnt *illegal*, that would be the sick bird perched nearby,,,,,

Dave in Pa

# posted by

Anonymous : 8/1/09 11:33 AM

Poor moose was buffaloed and should demand a refund.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

# posted by

Anonymous : 8/1/09 12:18 PM

.
What? That poor buffalo wound up with a moose around its neck!
.

# posted by

Rodger the Real King of France : 8/1/09 12:47 PM

Imagine him explaining it to his mates...

"That cow was really statuesque!"

# posted by

pdwalker : 8/1/09 12:55 PM

Any fool can plainly see that's statuary rape. - Skyhawker Doug

# posted by

Anonymous : 8/1/09 4:10 PM

Nah, just more bull.
Wild animal invasion of populated areas is a mounting problem.
—DougM

# posted by

Anonymous : 8/1/09 4:19 PM

He likes em short,chunky, big shouldered, and with no neck......If he was a guy, he'd be hot after Rosanne Barr...........

WV: lumodici....I dunno...sounds right.

# posted by

JMcD : 8/1/09 5:05 PM

Now I see why ozaoB doesn't use his real name on his email, it might get posted on here.

JW~

# posted by

Anonymous : 8/1/09 6:16 PM

Josh Wells? I thought your real name was Mike Hawk?
ozaoB

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Anonymous : 8/1/09 10:43 PM

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Stealing content

Woot! I love'em. I want to believe their segue into selling today's Invicta watch is in response to this. The traveling OJ Simpson jury's insane $675K judgment against a college student, for downloading and sharing 30 songs. Because now, thanks to the The Recording Industry Association of America, and the courts, you can't include even a 10 second soundtrack clip of Dion and the Belmonts on your YouTube video. The AP has already made rumblings about disallowing use of any of their content, so you can see where this script's heading. They're all on my list, and with the Barn Army practicing secret maneuvers as I speak, your time is just about up. And I mean all ratbastard canker blossoms. All.

As an aside, I actually had Henry Waxman in my dream last night. I can't remember what was going on, but it had nothing to do with warm summer nights on a sandy beach. A dark dream hangover persists. Is this what they call hearing voices in your head? Oh my.

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Stealing Woot's Content Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 8/01/2009 09:32:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (6) | Send This Post

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

Rodge: It is much simpler to find out their source of information, usually a website of some sort, then rewrite those news releases. You're not doing anything they don't do, and you are giving them competition, something they can't stand anyways.

# posted by

badanov : 8/1/09 10:43 AM

ok bad

# posted by

Rodger the Real King of France : 8/1/09 11:51 AM

re: dream. Were you fitting a noose?
Wishing you sweet dreams, Rodger.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

# posted by

Anonymous : 8/1/09 12:20 PM

I don't know ... I was agitated enough to awake, but as often happens the details had slipped away. Maybe I cut his head off and wanted to wash that memory away? But I'm damned pissed that these bastids are now intruding into my dream state.

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Rodger the Real King of France : 8/1/09 12:40 PM

Well if you planned on having bacon with breakfast, his pig face would be certain cause for dream hangover, NTM, nausea.
juice

# posted by

Anonymous : 8/1/09 1:12 PM

ok -- no more chili-dog jalepeno pork chop pizzas after 4pm

e~C

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Anonymous : 8/1/09 11:48 PM

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