Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello

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Come on Rodger, the Hoosiers are playing four freshmen! You have to learn to crawl before you walk and walk before you run. Then there is dribbling (the ball not noses) and where is Obama when you need him?

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gadfly : 12/1/09 10:29 PM

Terp fans are the last with the right to snicker at a losing team. I was so struck by the picture however, that I had to post it. That aside, I'm glad to see the "Curse of Bobby Knight" being played out.

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Rodger the Real King of France : 12/2/09 10:48 AM

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Momma's pride

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Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee after mass. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when
he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic man says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men gave her a look and said, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38 Double D breasts, 24" waist, and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people
say, "OH My God."

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Hucker

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Momma's pride Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 12/01/2009 09:46:00 PM | PERMALINK Back Link (10) | Send This Post

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Sweet Jesus.

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franco (rotini) fellini : 12/1/09 10:24 PM

LOL!!!!!
I think I woke the kids...

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Obernai : 12/1/09 10:37 PM

Laughter, the best medicine!

Thanks Doc!

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pdwalker : 12/2/09 6:18 AM

Three men are sitting stiffly side by side on a long commercial flight. After they're airborne and the plane has leveled off, the man in the window seat abruptly says, distinctly and confidently, in a loud voice, "Admiral , United States Navy, retired. Married, two sons, both surgeons."

After a few minutes the man in the aisle seat states through a tight lipped smile, " Admiral , United States Coast Guard, retired. Married, two sons, both Judges."

After some thought, the fellow in the center seat decides to introduce himself. With a twinkle in his eye he proclaims, " Master Chief Petty Officer, United States Navy, retired. Never married, two sons, both Admirals.

Tim

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Anonymous : 12/2/09 7:55 AM

A big 10 for you Timmah!

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Rodger the Real King of France : 12/2/09 9:18 AM

Tim - That one's so good, I'm stealing it.

Bill

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Bill : 12/2/09 10:00 AM

I love it, love it.

DE644

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Anonymous : 12/2/09 10:05 AM

Chuckles here boss! Yours and timmah's.
Juice

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Anonymous : 12/2/09 1:02 PM

Yeah... and I'll bet she's IRISH!

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Murphy(AZ) : 12/2/09 3:32 PM

Tim for the win!

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pdwalker : 12/2/09 11:31 PM

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Stuff you can't do Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 12/01/2009 09:17:00 PM | PERMALINK Back Link (5) | Send This Post

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Actually, I could totally do that. I just need to get her phone number.

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franco (linguini) fellini : 12/1/09 10:22 PM

ba dum dum, ching!

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pdwalker : 12/2/09 6:17 AM

I wish my company would not mark Terps Boy as Porno so I could see the pictures!

DE644

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Anonymous : 12/2/09 10:08 AM

Obama's lastest position on Afganistan.

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SFAOV Sgsaur : 12/2/09 10:38 AM

Ask them why they mark it as porn?

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Rodger the Real King of France : 12/2/09 2:58 PM

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It's Him It's Him

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5:30 Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 12/01/2009 06:51:00 PM | PERMALINK Back Link (1) | Send This Post

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Where's the teleprompter?

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B....... : 12/1/09 11:31 PM

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Iraqi Journalist Throws Shoe at Shoe-Thrower

Click

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Shoe Thrower Shoe'd Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 12/01/2009 06:38:00 PM | PERMALINK Back Link (2) | Send This Post

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If shoes were outlawed, only outlaws would have shoes.

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Anonymous : 12/1/09 8:02 PM

If the shoe flits?...

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pdwalker : 12/1/09 9:02 PM

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Ruh-Roh
Mosquitogate

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Now a trend Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 12/01/2009 05:33:00 PM | PERMALINK Back Link (2) | Send This Post

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Since mosquitos are guided to their bloodfood supply by carbon dioxide, I'll assume this guy should be arrested for environicide and he be subjected to a digicism (Koran?)......(mumble,mumble,grumble,shout, OUGHTA BE HUNG!,mumble, TEA BAGGER!,mumble,mumble,END OF HUMANITY!,mumble,mumble, TAX THE BASTARD!,mumble,mumble,mumble.....)

Has Dr. Algore and his team been alerted?

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JMcD : 12/2/09 7:33 AM

Asian tiger mosquitos; unlike the dusk and dawn domestic variety, these buggers are active 24/7.
Brought to us courtesy of globalization in a shipload of tires from SE Asia.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

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Anonymous : 12/2/09 12:37 PM

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Great Depression Cooking

Clara Cannucciari is a 94 year-old piece of work. Her YouTube® Great Depression Cooking videos have an army of devoted followers. In Clara’s Kitchen, she gives readers words of wisdom to buck up America’s spirits, recipes to keep the wolf from the door, and tells her story of growing up during the Great Depression with a tight-knit family and a “pull yourself up by your bootstraps” philosophy of living. Full episodes here.

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Clara the Cook Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 12/01/2009 10:49:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (9) | Send This Post

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Brings back old memories and new memories.
Noodles and english peas was still a popular dish at my house up into and through the 40's. By the 50's my mom had evolved it into Hamburger, noodles and peas... When I got grown and did some cooking I still made it but had introduced Asian flavors into it and the canned peas had been changed to the firmer and sweeter frozen ones. My daughter now wrianilamakes it as well (Asian).By Asian, I mean using soy sauce, oyster sauce and patis in the ingredients.... It is a favorite of my grandson (the college man).

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JMcD : 12/1/09 11:36 AM

Wow, she looks like an interesting woman. Thanks Rodger! Good catch!

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pdwalker : 12/1/09 12:26 PM

Where did you find this jewel of a woman Rodger? God bless and love her! We ate many a similar meals having four kids for our parents to feed. Some days we had pancakes for dinner. Americans today are far to spoiled (self included) with our great abundance of food choices and physical comforts. Clara's advice is still timely, especially once the "revolution" begins. Yes, I lika da pasta!
Juice

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Anonymous : 12/1/09 3:10 PM

One of my favorite meals when I was young, and it still is a favorite of mine was fried cabbage and egg noodles. Shred a head of cabbage, and fry it in butter with 1-2 diced onions. When it is cooked down, mix in broad egg noodles. Easy to make and to me, delicious.

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AndyJ : 12/1/09 3:52 PM

Real German Dumplings; 1/2 flour half mashed potatoes with sauerkraut and caraway seeds . That is the food that got my folks through tough times.
RAK

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Anonymous : 12/1/09 5:13 PM

We're sauer kraut, smoked sausage and dumplings

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Rodger the Real King of France : 12/1/09 6:45 PM

Oh yeah sausage or pork chops at Grandma's with hot oil(lard)laced with caraway seeds poured over the dumplings and sauerkraut; Soul Food!
The next morning for breakfast; diced up dumplings fried with sausage and eggs.
RAK

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Anonymous : 12/1/09 6:55 PM

My father-in-law told me that his grandmother (turn of the century?)used to drink sagebrush tea. He said it was gawd-awful.

THor~
III

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Anonymous : 12/2/09 2:35 AM

My gramma used to make for me some sassafras tea.... Looked to me like boiling a little chunk of red wood.

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JMcD : 12/2/09 7:36 AM

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In Passing

KC and the Moonshine Band

Couric do da Mash - da Monsta Mash

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Ex-Miss Argentina dies after cosmetic surgery
Likely to become butt of jokes.

At War, Dems Dissemble
other times too

Sheriff Joe works against his stereotype
Doesn't shoot protesters clearly deserving it.

Left-wing filmmaker Michael Moore on Monday begged President Obama not to send more troops to Afghanistan.
Where's Sheriff Joe?

Terror by Trial Lawyer
Arlo Sphincter would make it easier for terrorists to sue.

badanov Apparently google has killed the link in googlecode.com to the iPhone virus source code ( it';s written in c++ ).
I downloaded the whole subversion trunk so if anyone wants to files you know what to do.

John McCormack of The Weekly Standard has posted more embarrassing pictures of Katie Couric's dirty dancing

... more embarrassing pictures of Katie Couric's dirty dancing

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Dirty Dancing Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 12/01/2009 10:17:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (8) | Send This Post

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She's coming for you, Rodge.

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Anonymous : 12/1/09 10:29 AM

I'm prone to cut her some slack. Everybody looks goofy dancing at someone else's wedding.

Bill

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Bill : 12/1/09 10:39 AM

She is 51 years old and is acting like she is her daughters' age! Shame on her for having so little dignity! She's old enough to know better the silly bitch!

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Gayle Miller : 12/1/09 10:46 AM

I never knew until today that Arlen Specter was a lawyer for Ira Samuel Einhorn, a.k.a. "The Unicorn Killer.".... not that there's anything wrong with that of course.

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JMcD : 12/1/09 11:11 AM

Don't pretend that you wouldn't pay her twenty bucks for a lapdance at the Gold Club in Atlanta.

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Chuck Martel : 12/1/09 11:25 AM

She was 2008 "Queen Of The Zombie Jamborie".

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JMcD : 12/1/09 11:39 AM

Katie's Seriously Caucasian in those photos.

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rickn8or : 12/2/09 12:33 AM

Gayle--I'm 63 and 51 is young enough...but Katie? I don' theenk so, Lucy...

cap'n chumbucket

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Anonymous : 12/2/09 9:37 AM

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The pop-up book of phobias

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Useless, but different Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 12/01/2009 07:39:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (4) | Send This Post

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Maybe some menacing background music would have enhanced that video torture. Fear of elevators seemed more like "fear of Good Fellas."
Juice

# posted by

Anonymous : 12/1/09 8:14 AM

The book is brilliant. The vid suxs. Dude, get a tripod and use both hands.

AWM

# posted by

Anonymous : 12/1/09 9:51 AM

What's it called when you have an irrational fear of pop-up books?

# posted by

DougM : 12/1/09 3:25 PM

Bop-up Pook can be
scarey

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JMcD : 12/2/09 8:19 AM

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A Rose By Any Other Name
is a filthy Democrat.

In Orwellian fashion, leftist organizations finding themselves discredited go, not for remedial cleansing action, but a name change. Global Warming science becomes Climate Change. ACORN, the systemically criminal "community organizers" so vital to Democrat's election fortunes, describe in a memo :

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“The name ACORN has been dragged through the mud, and we are coming across a number of people and groups who want to work with us, want to support the work we have been doing, but feel that they can only do so if we change our name.”

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The American Trial Lawyers Association (ATLA), also deemed vital to sustaining Democrat Party rule, found themselves personified by sleazy television lawyers like Seinfeld's Jackie Chiles. The solution? All together now - Name change. Voila! I give you the The American Association for Justice.

Nothing but the name changed, of course. The AJA is still "Protecting America's Civil Justice System," so long as there are deep pockets to be plumbed. Behavior that earned them public disapprobation continues unabated. To wit: Trial lawyers launch Union Station ad blitz

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Metro commuters shouldn't expect much feel-good holiday cheer when they pass through Union Station this December. That's because the American Association for Justice has bought up all the advertising space to remind Senate staffers that 98,000 people die each year from preventable medical errors.

The group, formerly known as the Association of Trial Lawyers of America, reserved the space to push back against a now-familiar Republican talking point that limiting the rewards from medical liability lawsuits would make health care more affordable for everyone. Republicans have seized on the potential savings to doctors and patients from capping these rewards as another reason to put strict limits in place as part of the health care overhaul. The Association for Justice wants to remind people why these lawsuits exist in the first place.

Panels blanketing the station's Metro stop will tell people passing through that, "98,000 patients may die annually from medical errors...That's like two 737s crashing every day for a while year...Tort law changes won't fix health care...Tell Congress to put patients first."

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Your cross, Mr. Chiles.

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Ambulance Chasers and other Democrats Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 12/01/2009 07:10:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (4) | Send This Post

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This is the stuff that screws with my brain to believe we ARE the alternate universe.
Juice
WV: estrui "it's true"

# posted by

Anonymous : 12/1/09 8:23 AM

Climate Research Unit = Global Warming Terrorists

Acorn Community Organizers =Federally Financed Voter Registration Terrorists

American Trial Lawyers Association (ATLA now AJA) = $1,032,517 of $1,301,696 (1999 to present) contributions to Democrats.
Bribing terrorists.

SEIU = "...we use the persuasion of power”, Totalitarian thugs and terrorists.

Don't you hate these bastards as much as their fellow Communists, Nazis,and other assorted greed and power driven gangsters and thugs?.....If not, why not?

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JMcD : 12/1/09 8:38 AM

But, ATLA or AJA, no matter their name, no matter how much money they extract, still can't bring back Uncle Bob or Aunt Sue. They can't 'create or save' anybody. All they do is enrich the survivor.
They may try to 'send a message', but there is no 'message received' but CYA. Reasonable compensation would not have allowed Edwards to build a house that is almost an acre in size. [BTW, he took the money as a 'fee', and worked for the company that earned the 'fee' so he didn't have to pay Medicare on all that moolah. Creep.

tomw

# posted by

tom : 12/2/09 9:19 AM

It's like when Blackwater changed their name to Xe. Now everyone loves them again...oh wait...

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Ride Fast : 12/2/09 2:10 PM

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Tuesday, December 01, 2009

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