scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Heehaw, Tailgunner! We meet plenty of Canucks here as Winter Texans in Port Aransas, TX. They love to tell a story of coming to America for "quick" medical care, then turn right around and praise their socialized medicine, "It was totally free. No bills or copays." Boy are they ever paying for it! Asked what they'd do if we went social medicine? "We would just have to wait then." Guess it's all they've ever known. Dufus! Juice
They allowed Terrance and Phillip to teach sick fart jokes to our kids, but they also carpet bombed the Baldwin's mansion... guess that makes them okeydokey in my book.
I'm glad you asked. Canada is somewhere between Minnesota and Alaska. Canadians look like this. They don't wear shoes; they wear ice skates or sometimes snowshoes. They also wear plaid shirts and knitted caps.
Their diet consists of backbacon, beer, and crullers. Canadian men carry long curved sticks and say "Eh?" a lot. Canadian women carry brooms and yell "Hard!".
Famous Canadians include Gordie Howe, Bobby Orr, Phil Esposito, Wayne Gretzky, Mario Lemieux, and Sidney Crosby.
When I was getting ready to leave St. Louis and move to Alaska, a co-worker of mine asked how I was going to get there. I told him I was driving, to which he responded, "did they build a bridge?". I said, "Yes, it's called Canada."
Andrew of the Tuba? They need to make an American corridor through Canada so we don't have to drive 60KMH and can bring all of our guns back and forth easier. RAK
i heer its kold in canada. do thay nede refrigidtors then? do thay liv in igloose or do thay have hauses?
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Heehaw, Tailgunner! We meet plenty of Canucks here as Winter Texans in Port Aransas, TX. They love to tell a story of coming to America for "quick" medical care, then turn right around and praise their socialized medicine, "It was totally free. No bills or copays." Boy are they ever paying for it! Asked what they'd do if we went social medicine? "We would just have to wait then." Guess it's all they've ever known. Dufus!
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They allowed Terrance and Phillip to teach sick fart jokes to our kids, but they also carpet bombed the Baldwin's mansion... guess that makes them okeydokey in my book.
ReplyDeleteDear John,
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you asked. Canada is somewhere between Minnesota and Alaska. Canadians look like this. They don't wear shoes; they wear ice skates or sometimes snowshoes. They also wear plaid shirts and knitted caps.
Their diet consists of backbacon, beer, and crullers. Canadian men carry long curved sticks and say "Eh?" a lot. Canadian women carry brooms and yell "Hard!".
Famous Canadians include Gordie Howe, Bobby Orr, Phil Esposito, Wayne Gretzky, Mario Lemieux, and Sidney Crosby.
Canadians look like any other boring white person unless they're dressed to go outside.
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Kids these days...
ReplyDeleteWhen I was young, we had to be educated and we didn't have computers to get all the answers.
and yes, I walked to school, uphill, in the snow, both ways, barefoot.
Canada is one of those places that folks come here from when they their socialized medical care fails them...
ReplyDeleteWhen I was getting ready to leave St. Louis and move to Alaska, a co-worker of mine asked how I was going to get there. I told him I was driving, to which he responded, "did they build a bridge?". I said, "Yes, it's called Canada."
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Andrew of the Tuba?
ReplyDeleteThey need to make an American corridor through Canada so we don't have to drive 60KMH and can bring all of our guns back and forth easier.
RAK