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them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some
machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the
plug.'
They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my Bourbon
They are such assholes ..
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That's just wrong in so many ways.
ReplyDelete*ROTFLAMO*
ReplyDelete*ping*
ReplyDeleteI may have peed myself from laughing! But then, I'm an old fart!
ReplyDeleteNearly had me there thinking it was true confession time. BUT, that computer desk is WAAYY too clean to be yours! :D
ReplyDeleteVery Funny! I'm stealing it.
Juice
Good save on the vodka to bourbon. put your own computer desk there and it's all in!
ReplyDeleteJuice
... So, a couple years ago, me & a buddy are out in a remote part of Alaska fishing. It is a great day: sunny the silvers were fighting to get on our hooks. I had been recovering from knee injuries and a broken wrist all spring. But, this day was GREAT!
ReplyDeleteI mention to my good friend: When I get too old and frail just take me out to a place like this and drop me off.
He didn't miss a beat: "That's why where out here today."
RAK
Ouch! I resemble that remark. LOL
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