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Imagine
if somebody were to really sit down with Osama bin Ladin and say,
'Listen man, what is it that you're so angry at me about that you're
willing to have people strap bombs to themselves, or get inside of
airplanes and fly them into buildings?
Actor Matthew Modine on CNN. |
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Bin Laden wouldn't sit with an infidel in the first place; some Muslims refuse to be in the same room as a Westerner, it's polluting.
ReplyDeleteIn Hollywood Land, that's philosophy. Everywhere else it's pure dumbass.
ReplyDeleteI think it's a wonderful idea. We should arrange a meet and greet with OBL for Matthew Modine and a couple of his homies. And send a film crew from CNN to record it.
ReplyDeleteMatthew Modine must have gone to a school that taught "conflict resolution."
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Of course Matthew Modine would react this way.
ReplyDeleteHe's a Beta male on a good day.
Mercifully, our military is not composed of people who use similar problem resolution methods.
That is why we killed OBL in the Tora Bora carpet bombing campaign in December, 2001.
OBL sleeps with the camels, Matthew.
If Bin Laden was still alive, you know he'd be on video holding a current newspaper.
ReplyDeleteInstead, there are occasional audio recordings. Nonetheless, the media always reports the "latest Bin Laden" tape.
Matthew, ol' buddy. Lemme 'splain this to ya. Osama's gone over this countless times, already. He wantsta kill ya, 'cause you're there. If ya git t'a sit down with 'im, it's only 'cause he hasn't kilt ya already, then he'll kill ya when 'e's done talkin' to ya ... an' your little dog, too. Why? Simply 'cause 'e thinks Mohamed wants 'im to. M'kay? I didn't go too fast for ya? Gooood.
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