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Monday, March 29, 2010

Motion for the defense

Today's Tip

Boned Jello
Holy crap! I was aiming for a pumpkin. Sorry.

2 comments:

  1. Hmmm, a blindfolder lefty shooting a right handed bow, what could possibly go wrong?

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  2. I don't think he's really left-handed — his watch is on his left wrist. I think what happened was: He initially took a shot right-handed, but the powerful bowstring snagged his watch and cut the bejeezus out'a his hand, so he switched to lefty-mode.
    (What? The blindfold?)
    ... and he couldn't stand the sight of his own blood.
    Howzat?

    (Turing word: "dishous" the home of a crack whore)

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