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Thursday, April 22, 2010
Never have that mess again ...
HELP ME!
My
god but we're a clumsy bunch of jack-a-napes! I was hoping to find the
very best of this ilk; one I've been trying to capture for several
years. The commercial is for a portable sewing machine piece of crap,
and the money shot has the clumsy homemaker holding a corded Singer sewing
machine up to her drapery, trying to stitch a seam, or something. I know
you've seen it. Anyway, this is a fun walk in that same neighborhood.
Been there, and learned the hard way. Except for pulling hair off my legs. Doctors and nurses used to do that better than I. Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
How funny! The chick on the couch trying to get the blanket to cover her feet was the best. But, the saran wrap example was nothing but the truth...that stuff is made of the Devil.
Those commercials have always made me laugh. If those morons are too stupid to do it the normal way, what makes them think that they will ever be capable of working the gadget? I keep thinking that I should invent a widget that will help you walk and chew gum at the same time. GrinfilledCelt
I've spent thousands of dollars trying to avoid those mistakes. Now I've got a basement full of junk. Is it just me?
ReplyDeleteThat's what servants are for.
ReplyDeleteBeen there, and learned the hard way. Except for pulling hair off my legs. Doctors and nurses used to do that better than I.
ReplyDeleteLt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
How funny! The chick on the couch trying to get the blanket to cover her feet was the best. But, the saran wrap example was nothing but the truth...that stuff is made of the Devil.
ReplyDeleteThere has to be a better way!
ReplyDeleteTHor~
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Those commercials have always made me laugh. If those morons are too stupid to do it the normal way, what makes them think that they will ever be capable of working the gadget? I keep thinking that I should invent a widget that will help you walk and chew gum at the same time.
ReplyDeleteGrinfilledCelt