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Rules for Bullshit Bingo:
1. Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, print your "Bullshit Bingo"
2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!" [or
Shout out “PELOSI” (means the same thing)]
Testimonials from past satisfied "Bullshit Bingo" players:
"I had been listening to the speech for only five minutes when I won." - Jack W., Boston
"My attention span during speeches has improved dramatically." - David D., Florida
"What a gas! Speeches will never be the same for me after my first win." - Bill R., New York City
“The atmosphere was tense in the last speech as 14 of us waited for the fifth box." - Ben G., Denver
"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed "BULLSHIT!" for the third time in two hours."
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I don't need the Bingo card. I can shout "Bullshit!" with nearly every sentence, starting with "My fellow Americans."
ReplyDelete"Bullshit, you lying Kenyan-Indonesian non-American MFCS!!!"
See how easy it is?
Or, as I prefer, the lying Kendonesian Marxist Muslim usurper.
ReplyDeleteI can say that faster.
cap'n chumbucket
They left out "I have always maintained (insert lie). That can be a wild card.
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